Kiefering

To say you'll be somewhere but at the last minute you bitch out and make an excuse not to be there.

Calvin was Kiefering last night but we called him out on his bullshit.

by TheRealBLee May 19, 2017

kiser smash

When ever your large teacher gets so angery she starts yelling at everyone and slamming and breaking everything to show who is head honcho

The teacher was about to kiser smash all of us because we said we wanted 10 are minutes back

by That guy gary April 14, 2019

Kieusero

Japanese for "kiss my ass"

"oh yeah? Well Kieusero!"
"What the fuck does that mean?"
"Google it!"

by Kieusero December 4, 2020

Mommy Kisser

When someone (at an inappropriate age) kisses their mom on the lips. Usually used to describe a momma's boy but can be used against a momma's girl as well.

Example 1:

Jake- "Did you see Conner KISS his mom on the LIPS?!"
Matt- "YEA dude! He's a Mommy Kisser."

Example 2: White people

Example 3: Sweet Home Alabama

by EGG_125_ May 17, 2022

Pickle kisser

A slang term for a homosexual.

Mark and Bob are total pickle kissers...did you see Mark pat Bob on the ass at lunch today?

by Sideshow worm January 9, 2008

Kiefer Sutherland

Fictious character played by Jack Bauer when he is not on FOX TV show 24.

Jack Bauer was nominated for an Emmy for playing Kiefer Sutherland.

by fisher20112 June 17, 2008

Rectal Kisser

It's where two individuals put their ass cheeks together and begin contracting their anus in rhythmic form - contract and relax. It can be be quick or slow, or even hard pressed like a french kiss. Typically performed by homosexuals. (I assume lol)

Dude...I think Neil is rectal kisser.

Hey man, what the fuck are Neil and Bob doing in there? They been in there for over an hour. I bet their rectal kissing again!

by F.O.O.C.H January 2, 2009