Hey Kiddo

The creepiest shit anyone has ever said.

Man in the Wall: Hey kiddo.
Operator: HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK

by Hhalhp July 15, 2018

Hey Kiddo

A phrase, used occasionally when greeting, someone within a close proximity to your own age (1 day-1 year).
Used more frequently by a non-relative when greeting a (friend's possibly) child.

Katie: (to Jeff) "Hey Kiddo"
Jeff: "Oh shut the hell up I'm only 3 weeks younger than you"
Katie: "Still fucking younger kiddo"

or

Old guy: "Hey Kiddo" (some form of annoying touching i.e. cheek pinch)
Teenager: "WTF?!?!"

by Bia is me January 07, 2006

Beatrix Kiddo

1.Uma Thurmans character in Kill Bill Aka "the bride"

Most people don't understand the signifigance of the line "silly rabbit, trix are for kids" but is acctually a foreshadowing of her name.

2.Someone hunting for revenge.

1. Beatrix Kiddo is the character uma thurman plays in kill bill.

2. Yeah she went all Beatrix kiddo on his ass.

by Atlec January 28, 2006

The Kiddo Koaltion

A Coalition based upon justice for those who have none but deserve it from counter-racism, strict conservative moral systems and the creators of the Ingtonlish or Kiddoton dialect.

I was amazed at the power of The Kiddo Koaltion.

by Head Ington May 04, 2010

James Kiddo

A person who wants to have sex with Rachel Kielb. Loves nintedo games.

My friend James Kiddo likes to go camping with the boys.

by priceman90 February 16, 2005

Insta-Kiddos

Marrying or dating a man/woman who already has many kids.

I sure don't know why he's dating her...who'd wanna marry into all those Insta-Kiddos??

by Cratered MoonUnit January 21, 2011

Captain K. Kiddo

The Admiral of The Kiddo Koalition. One of three leaders joined by Vice Admiral Bobert and Rear Admiral Smash. Informally known by Cap'N Kiddo when appropriate to address as such.

Captain K. Kiddo is the superior in charge.

by Head Ington May 04, 2010