dick kick

When a girl kicks a guy in the dick like she is playing soccor.

I pissed Shella off so she gave me a dick kick.

by ouch my dick hurts July 25, 2007

dick kick

An unwanted poke to your backside from your significant others erect penis while spooning or sleeping next to him.

Sam gave me a dick kick last night in bed.

by groovingirl28 January 24, 2008

Kill people who celebrate kick dick day

Read the word

/Ayo you wanna kill people who celebrate kick dick day

by DumDinoDeluxe October 4, 2020

Ain't that a kick in the dick

A saying for when something shitty happens.
When something is an oxymoron/ironic.

Twin 1: "hey friend my girlfriend just dumped me."
Friend: "i'm sorry, who did she leave you for?"
Twin 2: "Me!"
Friend: "Well, ain't that a kick in the dick?"

by sexy m&m December 22, 2008

Dick Kick December

Revenge from the ladies for Ass Slap October. Any girl can kick a guy in the balls and it be fine.
This is what you get for sexually harassing us :)

"Why did you just do that"

"Its Dick Kick December it's fine"

by Panic._.Emma October 2, 2019

kicked in the dick hole

To be finely screwed over.
To have been taken for a ride with sheer finesse.
Getting had so well that you never knew it until much later.
To complete a task without any problems.
To hit a target with pin point accuracy.

"I just checked the bank balance, we've been kicked in the dick hole!"

by jsd9632 February 14, 2012

National Dick kick day

On September 1st this the day that girls can kick a guy in the balls and if you like it or not it will happen to you if you participated in nation grab ass day

Person: bro it’s National Dick kick day I’m soo dead
Person2: why
Person3: I grabbed a girls ass on national grab ass day

by Funny girl wit da Chicken August 28, 2019