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kavanaugh tears

in recent testimony, Brett said he was super sure he's never sexually assaulted anyone and started phony kavanaugh tears when realizing his dream to get on the supreme court was going down the shitter.
by Uncle Joosie September 27, 2018
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kavanUGH

A massive hangover, specifically the kind that results from getting shitfaced, committing one or more sex crimes, and then lying about it. See also kavanaugh.
Dude, what the hell happened last night? You look kavanUGH!
by Write Like a Unicorn September 29, 2018
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ryan kavanaugh

A slang word for someone with very tiny hands.
The young boy had a pair of ryan kavanaughs.
by 🐺 December 7, 2021
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kavanaugh

The act of unveiling one's penis and thrusting the phallus unexpectedly, and undesirably, in close proximity to the face of an intoxicated peer, with sexual intent.
Yo dawg, when I was a freshman I straight up kavanaugh'd this girl! I tried to do it my senior year of high school too but my bro came in. Glad I got the full college experience tho.
by Meme-man2000 September 23, 2018
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kravantcha

the crevis between your butt cheek and the thigh
you have a nice kravantcha
by kriregkaisam August 20, 2017
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Khagani

He is the best at basketball and never ever say “Armenian” in front of him
Khagani will kill kill you if you say Armenia
by anonymous November 25, 2020
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kavan

by that preddy mf November 24, 2021
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