Krusty keblar

When you don't wipe up your seman after masterbation and it sticks to your underwear.

Man my dick hurts after that krusty keblar

by fatcat346 October 4, 2002

The Hellen Kellar

when a girl is giving u a blowjob and u pull out right before you cum and u put your baby yogurt in each eye and ear so that she can no longer see or hear, you then reinsert you semihardon back into her mouth so she cant talk and make her rub your herpes riddled ball sac as if she is reading brail

yo i gave that bitch the hellen kellar lastnight, she was so def, dumb and blind she had no idea what was goin on

by Zachary E December 15, 2006

The Hellen Kellar

A person who is Sleep walking

My room mate was sleep walking last night so i drop kicked that Hellen Kellar looking mother fucker and he fell dome piece first to the floor and tried reading the floor with his hands like The Hellen Kellar would if she was drunk.

by Jesse O., Alex M. February 8, 2008

Kelara

An ugly female who is annoying and obnoxious, one to have few accomplices; lack of knowlege

Duded look at kelara

by scarface22 August 29, 2010

Kevlard

The thick layer of fat underneath the woefully inadequate body armour worn by the average Gravy SEAL. Provides additional protection from imagined 'enemy fire' in the event of the Civil War they fantasize about daily.

Did you see the Kevlard on Bubba over there? That's got to easily be enough to absorb a 30.08.

by flapjackboy July 20, 2024

Keglar

One who makes any song sound bad by singing it.

This song was good until Keglar decided to sing it.

by Jonny Roadster January 9, 2012

Kivlar

An omelet with two random foods put inside of it.

"Dude, you should come over! We're having Kivlar for dinner."

by anonymous October 6, 2016