Kevens

A freaking boss,he is loyal to the end, he gets the girls all over him like oil to a pan UNLIKE ANYBODY ELSE but can't date them,he is sexi boss and tall, a conversation starter, He is the leader of his friends and is always there for them..Arguably the funniest guy on the planet huge calfs,biceps,but man titties,He is strong,fast,and smart.And could get any girl to suck his snobjockey,but can't get any girl to date him. HE IS A SEXI BOSS OVERALL

OMG THAT KEVENS IS SO HOT, LET ME GET ALL OVER HIM AND NOT DATE HIM

by juicejuicegirly November 14, 2013

keve

Beautiful . Very nice person . You can always depend on keve . They are the nicest people you can ever meet . Very sensitive . But most beautiful & lovable person you can ever meet . So if you're family with a keve or dating one . keep them . They're one of a kind

Keve is perfect

by Imparfiatebeaute December 15, 2013

never-kevverz

Describes members of the USA House of Represetatives who refused to vote to confirm Keven McCarthy as Speaker of the House.
Has currently spawned further phrases such as: kevverz (referring to McCarthy himself), the Sedition Caucus (what the group of never-kevverz is also known as).

Nancy almost returned to her old job because of the never-kevverz.
McCarthy tryin' to be a player, but you know something? I am a NEVER-KEVVER (shout out to the late great Stuart Scott)

by rick_rich January 17, 2023

Keven

He’s a boy who keeps to himself and doesn’t say much or express his feelings but all he wants is to be loved and to feel wanted so don’t ignore him or push him aside he will over think it and assume it’s all his fault but really he just wants affection🥺.

PERSON:why are you acting so weird KEVEN:thinks in his head* I just want to be loved:(.

by strange lover October 14, 2020

Keeve it up

To really fuck something up. To absolutely screw up an assigned task so badly that it cannot be repaired.

I asked Jim to fix my computer, but he completely keeved it up. I have never seen anyone keeve it up so badly, it won't even turn on anymore.

by Cheek April 4, 2008

Kevers

Usually a very cute, indie-boy that has overstyled hair and is obsessively into alternative/indie music.

Indie-boy: Is my hair OK? Placebo Rawk!
Normal person: That guys a total Kevers!

by Sanjuro March 31, 2005

keeve

To simultaneously sneeze and poop

If i sneeze right now, I feel like I might keeve

by Courtney R. December 9, 2008