ketterjedn

named after the nastiest person living in the northern hemisphere, a so-called "ketterjedn" is a specific type of creature-like sub-human living in such a great amount of agony and pain, the most common words leaving its mouth are miserable sentences like "i hate my life" and "strongly considering re-opening my wow account".

"mike, stop being such a dick to your mother, you're acting like a ketterjedn"

by padnbryn April 5, 2017

Kettler

Refers to a particular body of police officers in Canada reputed to utilize bicycles or horses for mobility in maintaining law and order.

The term carries a controversial overtone due to its association with systemic racism and alleged illegitimate practices, including 'kettling', attributed to the force.

It is suggestive of a parallel with the Ku Klux Klan (KKK), reinforcing its connotation with racial discrimination.

The protest took a tense turn when the Kettlers showed up, aligning their bikes as a subtle form of intimidation.

Despite the peaceful nature of the demonstration, the Kettlers were pervasive, patrolling the areas and using unnecessary force.

The presence of Kettlers at the event was seen as an attempt to suppress the free expression of marginalized communities.

After the incident last night, there's been growing demand for an inquiry into the conduct of the Kettlers.

To ensure safety during the annual festival, the city's mayor claimed to have invited Kettlers, rather than the regular police.

by flipkoin January 30, 2024

Ketter Rail Services

Ketter Rail Services (also known as KRS), owned by Kras, also known as LordKrasW, is a large train operating company in Lakeside Rail. They advertise cheaper fares, and have contracts for "LCE" or Lakeside City Express services.

KRS has been known to have a very toxic work environment.

I travelled on a short journey with Ketter Rail Services.

by LakesidePlayer February 26, 2025

Kettering Five

Da infamous group of shady-mechanic goons who conspired to make hand-crank-start engines obsolete.

True story: da "Kettering" and "Keating" characters were both named "Charles"; said similarity is what gave me da idea for da "Kettering Five". So da five cohorts under Kettering's self-starter regime might have been:
Alan Crankston (Google da real names yourself --- I ain't got time to 'splain all da puns to ya :P)
Dennis DeConvenience
John Generator
John McChine
Donald W. Regulator

by QuacksO March 13, 2026

Jayden Ketner

A person who may be homosexual, scratch that is homosexual. Jayden Ketner also has a scrobe and Pretends he has a wiener even though his vagina is as wide and as deep as the Grand Canyon.

Jayden Ketner is a faggot scrobe boy, psych has a girl with a scrobe.

by Jayden Ketner February 19, 2019

Kevin Keltner

The best school principal ever! An OG if you will. Also the easiest to meme.

Speakers: “Hello ladies and Gentlemen men...”
New kid: What’s that?
Me: Kevin Keltner

by Zmyancy September 24, 2019

David Ketter

David Ketter, a man born into a world of chaos & left to fend for himself. Travels through life as a lost soul, searching for his soulmate who he will love with endless amount of devotion & loyalty. No other man compares to him. Sex with him will have you feeling mesmerized with unbelievably pleasure. Every place that he goes the people look to him as their king. In the time of Armageddon, when the world if at it's end, he is the man with the power & knowledge to regain order and peace. David Ketter is the GOD'S LEGACY!

I once met David Ketter, and he is definitely God sent, a true legend.

by ~Death2Bull$hit~ October 24, 2020