kensington jizz rag

A pair of Old Navy cargo pants.

Yoooo! The Eagles just signed Nnamimnidi Asoumoughoua!!! I creamed so hard my cargo pants turned into a kensington jizz rag!

by boss hamilton January 11, 2012

Karington

A very intelligent and smart girl. She is independent and a down to earth girl. She treats you with the upmost respect, unless you do something wrong to her or her friends. She will take up for you in a heart beat. Guys treat her the best you can, because once she's gone your gonna wish you did.

Karington is a awesome person to be around. I wish she was my girlfriend.

by Laquinda Monks May 23, 2018

New Kensington

a small town in south western Pennsylvania about 20 minutes north of Pittsburgh (aka Da 'Burgh)

-surrounds Arnold, PA

-is surrounded by the Allegheny River and Lower Burrell

-population is made up of whites, blacks, and mulattoes

-New Kensington-Arnold School District

-Biggest school rival: Burrell High School

-said to be one of the most dangerous places to live in Pennsylvania

-biggest problems are: drugs, teen pregnancy, murder, and robbery

by Tasha March 13, 2005

Kensington

A long ass road in philly. if you turn on to kensington, turn right the fuck back off. the stop lights have been rigged so that you will hit EVERY red light; thus provided that every stop has a 95% PROBABILITY of loosing your car. if you make it from the begining to the end... its probably the winter time and too cold for the gang baggers to jack your shit.

yo man i got off the betsy ross bridge last night and wound up on kensington. i never saw no shit like that before in my life. homies shootin craps, pit bull fights. and of course a crew of about 8 brothas on every fucking corner with a 40 of colt 45 in their back pocket.

by datnigga67 February 15, 2009

mayor herrington

a crook who has run memphis down to the ground!!! he has also been under several investagations from the FBI. he is the reason why memphis always has one of the highest crime rates in the u.s.a.

the last election mayor herrington won his campaning slogan was " shakein dem haters off"

by nick castle June 9, 2008

errington

This place way the fuck out in the boonies. I think they have one gas stations which is over-priced by alot, and half the stuff they sell is beer. Anyways, so, yeah, it's really poor there, and if your really quiet, you can hear them banjos playing in the background.

'Damn, I hear banjos, man! We must be in errington! Lets get outta here before the hillbillies get us!'

by atlantia_rai October 1, 2006

Kensington Cheese Dog

A Kensington Cheese Dog is a hot dog with a surprising used condom hidden inside. These can often be found in the Kensington section of Philadelphia where they originated. Up until 2009, they were always consumed by mistake, until the population of Kensington began to enjoy them so much that they became a regular item on menus in the area.

*IMPORTANT* These are not to be confused with fortune cookies that have used condoms hidden inside found at Chinese restaurants in the area. These are known as Chinese Oreos.

"How you doin'? Gimme a Kensington Cheese Dog with extra cheese, hold the rubber."

by NGC316 February 4, 2010