Burnt Kernel

When a guy shits in a girls hand and then she jacks him off with his own shit for lube

Hey kip sorry about the bed sheets and the smell i couldnt find the lube so jill had to give me a burnt kernel

by Sharpoon September 28, 2009

Kerala

Evergreen landscapes...shy beautiful women...men in lungies...and thoosha and chmanidi...Doesn't get better then that!!!

Kerala is the place where I want to be.

by j August 12, 2004

close to the kernel

Adjective. The term is used to indicate that someone or something has a nerd or geek-like quality. It is also used by geeks to describe other, more hard-core geeks. It's connotation may be positive or negative depending on tone.

The term comes from the software industry, where kernel programming is among the most technically involved. From an informal standpoint, the more connected people are with kernel software, the higher the chances are of them being geek-like.

John is always talking about role-playing games on his computer - he's close to the kernel.

by Juan Carlos Jimenez July 23, 2007

Kernel

A variation of the military title "colonel", basically meaning an individual, ex-military or civilian with too much ego with little or no experience to match, elevated to a position that screws everything (and everybody) up. Notoriously bad for business and customers. The term is especially used in the aviation industry.

The flight with hundreds of passengers was cancelled because the Kernel couldn't comprehend the piece of plastic trim on the window of row 22 didn't affect safety of flight issues and could, indeed continue.

by ponderpoint June 14, 2011

Kerala

Southern State in India,actually south-west of India.
Its know as Gods-own-country because of its richness in culture, flush green outlook, and mainly by the splendid exposure of coconut trees.

Kerala is a south Indian state
malayalis are from Kerala

by Rajesh R December 28, 2005

Keral

Divine born, In sync with nature, just as in tune with spirituality in its depths. Always seeking(shining) through, no matter the depth. He/she rapidly ascends through consciousness with an ease. Pure, in of a higher power.

Keral is a high conscious being.

by Rel'Tana April 18, 2018

Kernel Skum

Is a term used after eating a big bag of Orville Redenbacher popcorn, when all the kernels that did not pop mix in with the leftover crumbs of popcorn that your body needs to eat because your still hungry, but instead pick up the kernel and bite and get pissed off so you throw it away.

"Bill for fuck sakes don't eat all the popcorn! Save me some I don't want none of that kernel skum."

by yeeson March 11, 2009