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Old Kennedy Cock Punch

(n) A deceptive maneuver, when one kneels, pretending to adjust the penny in his loafer, only to raise up and punch someone square in the cock.
Mike: "Oh shoot, my penny is falling out of my loafer..." (kneels to fix it)

Bill: "I hate it when that happens"

Mike: (Punching Bill in the cock) "Old Kennedy Cock Punch!"
by Ray Kinsella April 13, 2011
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kennadi

A girl who some how manges to be everyone's best friend. She's gorgeous on Camera and in person. She always in style and not to mention has a nice rack. You definitly want to befriend this chick she'll make your life worth wild
Omg Kennadi is so perfect just standing there...ugh why can't I be her
by Lana Soccer Lover November 29, 2014
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Kennelling

A mixture between Dogging and Cottaging, whereby participants flick the lights on and off in a public toilet before embarking on a sexual adventure for the viewing pleasure of an assembled audience.
During a particularly bad case of the horn, Rupert and Henry decided to go down to the heath for some kennelling.
by Rupert and Henry October 21, 2008
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Ethel Kennedy

A cocktail popular in Massachusetts and Washington, DC. A cousin to the Rose Kennedy, this drink consists of Vodka, tonic, a splash of cranberry and garnished with a lemon wedge. Named in honor of Ethel Skakel Kennedy, the widow of Robert F. Kennedy.
If you go to a bar in washington, DC make sure you order an Ethel Kennedy. If you are on a diet, then order a Rose Kennedy
by Poonstankqua April 8, 2009
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Does Rose Kennedy own a black dress?

A rhetorical question commenting on the number of Kennedys that have died. A "yes" is implied.
"Is the Pope Catholic?
"Does Rose Kennedy own a black dress?"
by austentic November 3, 2013
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Kennedy shirt

A very lowcut shirt showing lots of boob.
Girl A: sitting at her desk talking with friends
guy: stares directly at her boobs
Girl B: wow you have a kennedy shirt on and I think he likes it...
by ;)haha December 11, 2010
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kennedy arm

A mildly offensive term that refers to a beirut or beer pong shot that misses back and to the left like John F. Kennedy's head did when he was shot (which supports the grassy knoll theory). Typically results from excessive follow-through from a right-handed shooter.
When Steve was starting his shot on the last cup, Tim shouted, "Your mom!" at precisely the right moment. This shocking insult hit too close to home and caused Steve to overdo his throwing motion, unleashing a wicked kennedy arm that sailed back and to the left of the cups.
by Nicholas D January 7, 2012
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