Extremely handsome guy who has skin as soft as butter. Prone to loving bananas, he can be compared to a monkey because of his sweet nature. However, don't get a Kalany mad or you will be sorry because of their boxing skills.
1. Yay! I got a Kalany by feeding him a banana!
2. I knew he was a Kalany when my fingers slipped off his bicep.
3. Stripper name of Kalani
2. I knew he was a Kalany when my fingers slipped off his bicep.
3. Stripper name of Kalani
by native12345 January 4, 2010
Get the Kalany mug.A person who is every silly and adorable, they tend to be an ass sometimes but they are lovely friends, they are always there for u to make u feel better when your down, they will always be their for u, u don't want to piss them off, like really, u don't, but that would kinda be rare since there so cheerful and sometimes blue, there softies and they cry easily so watch what your saying and your tone of voice.
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Get the kelann mug.Kilany is the kind of person that will put everything aside to make sure the people around her are ok. She’s quiet and keeps to herself until she’s comfortable with you. She is one of the most beautiful people you will ever see. Her smile is contagious and you could get lost in her eyes forever. She has a very strong but lowkey personality. She’s kind, caring, funny, and smart. She has a lot of self doubt but in all reality, she is just an amazing person.
person 1: Do you know kilany?
person 2: yes! she’s amazing isn’t she?
person 1: amazing in an under statement
person 2: yes! she’s amazing isn’t she?
person 1: amazing in an under statement
by anonymous January 11, 2021
Get the kilany mug.A goblin who walks around with no shoes. He is allergic to water and can be found climbing along the side of buildings. He will burp and projectile vomit simultaneously randomly. He loves to cuddle with Amazonians. If you meet a Kelanu, it’s your lucky day. He’ll probably offer you money to suck his toes.
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Get the Mutton kelaya mug.An idiot who is so far up himself he can touch his tiny brain. His dick is like a tic tac and his balls resemble sultanas. If you ever get the chance to meet one please have a tazer on hand to keep him at bay.
Oi mate, did you see that Kelan over there.? I had to pull my tazer out to stop him from touching me
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