1 definition by James_dean12343
An idiot who is so far up himself he can touch his tiny brain. His dick is like a tic tac and his balls resemble sultanas. If you ever get the chance to meet one please have a tazer on hand to keep him at bay.
Oi mate, did you see that Kelan over there.? I had to pull my tazer out to stop him from touching me
by James_dean12343 February 24, 2016