by Lit_A January 28, 2018
the most athletic girl in the world. can beat any other muthafucka out there and gots kickin curves. beautiful eyes and the perfect height and weight. funny, outgoing, niggas her favorite, gots a tropical taste, not scared of nuthin. No one deserves her.
by phat b February 16, 2011
A kelanie is a magical being of a human. She wears her confidence on her shoulders as she strides through this craziness we call life. Though her top may be heavy, her burden is light. She has faith that Mother Theresa would envy. Her hair shines like the gold that encapsulates her halo. The heart inside this wonderful heiress is one that contains compassion. The very fiber of her being is ruled by the knowledge that she can take on the world. Grab a drink ladies and gentlemen, lets toast to a Kelanie!
Guy: So you see that princess walkin across the street?
Another Guy: Oh ya dude, nobody could miss those humps.
Guy: She is a ten!
Another Guy: No, she is a Kelanie!
Another Guy: Oh ya dude, nobody could miss those humps.
Guy: She is a ten!
Another Guy: No, she is a Kelanie!
by WalkingGoddess101 September 11, 2010
Kelani kheyechis kokhono?
by rikubabu November 22, 2016
when the female vagina is so polluted with sextual transmitted diseases that the entire body starts to rot.
by hizzl October 21, 2007
a boy who skates, eats and does nothing with his life . Soon will go crazy and kidnap random girls from Starbucks . Is very mysterious and really weird at times . Mostly blondes that he finna retarded he targets.
Kelani is a badass who usually does as he pleases hangs at, most likely be bale to find him at a skate park
by Wonton is sick broski October 31, 2017