The Kieth Olberman Shuffle

When you take thumbtacks, place them as deep as possible into a girls ass skin (to stimulate the never endings of course) meanwhile, you are beating the pussy up with a rolled up news paper until the bleeding lubricates it naturally. When she is close to passed out call her a slut, cut her head off with a chainsaw and put it on a tiki pole. Grab your best Indian outfit and do a sacrificial dance around the pole while sacrificing a live sheep. This is followed by an anal rape session.

Did you throw away the paper honey? i would love to do The Kieth Olberman Shuffle tonight.

by DREKKKKKKKKKKKKK March 8, 2011

keithshai

A waft of dirty dick smell coming when at an Apple Store.

Did you smell that? Smells like dirty dick.

Oh, that was a keithshai.

by Homestarstrongbad April 15, 2021

Keiths Penis

A really really tiny Penis

Damn You have a Keiths Penis

by SomeGuyYouMayOrMayNotKnow May 31, 2014

Keithsyndrome

A person whom believes they are intellectually superior to others when in fact they lack the intelligence to realise they are sub-par. Generally very arrogant and attempt humour to no success. The only person to laugh at the jokes would be the person suffering with Keithsyndrome. Tend to be very unhygienic. Clearly must have failed in life to have developed such tendencies.

P1: Those guys think they're so amazing.
P2: Don't worry, they clearly have Keithsyndrome, they're terrible.

by Keithtistic January 30, 2020

Keithsburg

A tiny town in Illinois by the border of Iowa. It's full of meth heads and abandoned houses. There's a Casey's and a shit ton of bars for old drunk white guys.

I went to Keithsburg IL the other day.

Yuck!

by Ryan_the_retard November 23, 2021

Salif Keita

Afro-pop artist from Mali. He is unique in the sense that he is the treasured voice of Africa but also has albinism. But in no way does this make him less African than other people. He is best known for his song "Tomorrow" which was played in the final fight of the film Ali (2001). The song describes the struggles that Africans go through in crossing the borders.

Person A: White people with tans.. they can't be WHITE. They're black. Niggers !
Person B: Do not be fucken racist.
Person A: Why not dawg? It's true
Person B: The pride you have for your country comes from within. Not by the colour of your skin. A person should never be judged by his appearance. Just look at "Salif Keita."

*Person A gets owned*
*Person B in glory*

by samuraiii August 5, 2011

The Sticky Krith

When a man ejaculates into a pool and proceeds to roll around in it, after being completely covered, you lay in the sun letting it dry creating a wax like sculpture, after this you go into a sauna, and as the semen drips you start licking yourself dry like a lollipop.

My sauna is now salty after doing the sticky krith multiple times.

by I Love ABG's October 15, 2025