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the Ke$ha

The ke$ha is performed when the male partner ejaculates on the female's face and chest and then throws glitter all over her, making the glitter stick.
Dude, I gave the Ke$ha to this girl last night, she cried running to the shower!
by shut up fgt October 6, 2010
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Ke$hturbation

The act of stimulating ones genitalia to a Ke$ha video or picture... or song.
Cale's Friday night would have been lonely if not foryoutube, his copy of Animal, and Ke$hturbation. Unfortunately it made him sweaty.
by saucymustardbuns May 27, 2010
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The Ke$ha

The act of busting upon a girls face and then throwing a handful of glitter at her.
by bob1434 September 29, 2010
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Xiao-Ke

Very smart but tough and can beat up the boys and beat them at anything if she tries.
You: Ahhhhh she is gonna eat me!
Other Dude: Yeh cos she is a Xiao-Ke
by Apple Market Blue Face October 20, 2013
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'La 'ke

Ah yes, the humble 'la 'ke; a drink that anyone can enjoy.
by mr flu March 8, 2020
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ke$hafy

Darian:Should I ke$hafy my phone?
Shannon:Yes,I'll bring the glitter!
by Darian&Shannon. March 25, 2010
mugGet the ke$hafymug.

Bonkaan Kes

Origins: Goan Konkani.

Meaning: 1) Person with lots of hair around the asshole.

2) Hair in the arse. Could also mean an irritant, like the one hair that gets in to the anal canal and irritates like hell.

Used as an expression to tell someone not to be arrogant, or as a phrase to belittle someone.

Some may wonder why should this be an expletive, because there is nothing unnatural about having hair in the bum.

However, if one puts it in context, i.e. the fact that white European Portuguese who ruled Goa for 400 years had less hair around their assholes. Traits of the dominating race always become aspirational in nature. Thus, local Goans - dark skinned and hairy - verbally abused one another by calling them a dirty hairy person (as opposed to being a White European and hairless person).

Hence this phrase, which is very unique to Goa, with no parallel found anywhere else in India, not even among the mixed bred Anglo-Indians.
1) Konaak Bom Marta? Tujhe Bonkaan Kes! (Who are you shouting at? Your a hairy-asshole person).

2) Get Lost you dumb idiot. Tujhe Bonkaa Kes!

3) Tho ek Bonkaan Kes re. (He is a hair (subs. pain) in the ass! - rare usage
by Humblybob March 31, 2009
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