Kavanaugh Tears

Tears of a rapist that tries to pretend they are the victim because "their life is ruined," from being called out as a rapist.

Bill Cosby was crying in court today, but I think they were just Kavanaugh tears.

by Gordie the Unicorn September 29, 2018

Kavanaugh

To get belligerently drunk, sexually assault someone and vehemently deny it all after the fact.

Don't worry, if you ever get asked about raping that girl last night during some future job interview, you can totally just pull a kavanaugh.

by agb79 September 28, 2018

kavanaugh tears

like crocodile tears but from a lying asshole

in recent testimony, Brett said he was super sure he's never sexually assaulted anyone and started phony kavanaugh tears when realizing his dream to get on the supreme court was going down the shitter.

by Uncle Joosie September 27, 2018

ryan kavanaugh

A slang word for someone with very tiny hands.

The young boy had a pair of ryan kavanaughs.

by 🐺 December 7, 2021

kavanaugh

The act of unveiling one's penis and thrusting the phallus unexpectedly, and undesirably, in close proximity to the face of an intoxicated peer, with sexual intent.

Yo dawg, when I was a freshman I straight up kavanaugh'd this girl! I tried to do it my senior year of high school too but my bro came in. Glad I got the full college experience tho.

by Meme-man2000 September 23, 2018

Kalona

A womanizing sexy beast, who constantly works around shirtless and makes women drool, quite literally. He will be generally manipulative, but you'll love him anyways because he's yummy. Would be an amazing nude model. Is muscular and nom-worthy. He's definitely a creeper who watches you sleep, but you won't mind. He also gets turned on very easily.

Kalona. Is. Yummy.

by GREYtheFLAILER March 18, 2011

Kavongaboggen

An ancestral Kayak made of palm tree leaves and bamboo. Passed down from generation to generation from Father to Son.

The Kavongaboggen floats gracefully down the stream toward the gerzanensplat.

by knoxontholos September 28, 2010