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the kardashians

a reality television/socialite family who is only famous for their daughter, kim kardashian, being friends with paris hilton. They consist of a wannabe-slut mother who always dreamed of being in play boy, an actually good father,and 3 adult slut daughters. Their names are Kim, who's famous for having a big ass and a sex tape,kourtney, the most attractive yet just as slutty daughter, and khloe the less attractive daughter who acts outgoing but comes off to some as a bitch(luv ya!). There are two more younger preteen daughters who are spoiled little bitches who will soon grow up to be just like their sisters with no self-respect. Lastly there are like 2 or 3 (i cant remember and frankly don't care) other brothers no one gives a shit about.
The Kardashians are a family of sluts and future skanks not including the conservative father.

I love the Kardashians, mainly because they make my prostitute family look normal. btw great show!
by Kiera Ogburn March 15, 2008
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Kardashian

A surname that is often associated with some of the most evil and cruel family names in human history, ranking up there with surnames such as Manson, Koresh, Bin Laden, Hitler, Dahmer, Hussein, Stalin, Mengele, and of course Trump. Anyone with this surname is obviously a grease stain on this Earth that God had NO part in making
The only thing worse then sickness, poverty and death is a Kardashian!
by Metallicajunkie September 30, 2018
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Kardashians

A measurement of time for relationships; 72 days is equal to 1 Kardashian.
Daughter: We're getting married!!!

Mom: What? Married!? You two have barely been together for a year! That's crazy!!!

Daughter: Oh, whatever Mom, that's like 5 Kardashians!!!
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The Kardashians

"Oh no! He has the Kardashians!"
by CHKN SKRUBS October 9, 2016
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Kardashian

A Kardashian is someone who is completely useless, and or, worthless.
Dude, that guy is such a loser, what a Kardashian!
by Truth_Teller23 February 21, 2011
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Kardashian

A kardashian is a unit of measure representing 72 days of marriage
My Parents are on their 23rd kardashian
by .M.D.R. November 19, 2011
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Kardashian

The biggest skank to walk the earth. An asshole who twerks and shows off her ass. GET A LIFE BITCHHHHHHHH
by Femmefatality115 August 9, 2015
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