The act of forcing jelly beans through the male urethra while buring the pubic hairs with a match (a form of male torture)
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E.i. A man inserts his penis into a watermelon, or a female uses a zucchini as a didlo
E.i. A man inserts his penis into a watermelon, or a female uses a zucchini as a didlo
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Jason: The Japanese Elite wore red masks with blonde hair!! This must mean the the white a10 eyes indo-aryan invaders must've been the ruling class in Japan!
Suzuki: stop kanging
Suzuki: stop kanging
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by Claym0re March 23, 2025
Get the Karking mug.1. To dumpster dive or to sort through donation bins for valuable things. Typically under the influence of Methamphetamines.
2. While under the influence of Methamphetamines to commit theft of various of many useless items.
3. To find something you never lost.
2. While under the influence of Methamphetamines to commit theft of various of many useless items.
3. To find something you never lost.
Tina went coon kacking in the donation bins and found a brand new flashlight!
Damnit! Who coon kacked my bubble?
Damnit! Who coon kacked my bubble?
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Get the Coon Kacking mug.The extreme version of the popular sport, Eugene Kanning. A Canadian past time originating from the deep woodlands of Eugene, British Columbia. The home of hobbits, elves and the occasional mogwai.
Akin to Arena Football, this athletic activity consists of a bag of rice, one goat, the tears of Britney Spears, and a lonely obese British girl with questionable taste in men. The game is played over a period of five hours and the winner gains the affection and hand of a fair maiden that has ripened with age. Leading to a life of scattered happiness, broken dreams and premature balding on the chest and left thigh. The latter causing the end of a bright future in Bollywood. This game should only be played thirty minutes after eating and never on an empty stomach. Instagramming every other second is a necessity. Memes are recommended. Never run with scissors at the pool.
76% of all Asian males that have gone Extreme Eugene Kanning have developed a rare case of Huxtabate Syndrome.
Akin to Arena Football, this athletic activity consists of a bag of rice, one goat, the tears of Britney Spears, and a lonely obese British girl with questionable taste in men. The game is played over a period of five hours and the winner gains the affection and hand of a fair maiden that has ripened with age. Leading to a life of scattered happiness, broken dreams and premature balding on the chest and left thigh. The latter causing the end of a bright future in Bollywood. This game should only be played thirty minutes after eating and never on an empty stomach. Instagramming every other second is a necessity. Memes are recommended. Never run with scissors at the pool.
76% of all Asian males that have gone Extreme Eugene Kanning have developed a rare case of Huxtabate Syndrome.
As an impressionable youth in the heyday of the American depression, I was a dedicated fan of Extreme Eugene Kanning. The Canadian sport taught me the ins and outs of puberty, bench presses and how to win at Jenga. I later learned that the matches were faked and Hulk Hogan used steroids. It hurt my soul, but I still watch Extreme Eugene Kanning matches on ESPN every Spring. It reminds me of the day I learned how to use chopsticks and proposed to my wife.
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