kangaroo

the act of sitting backwards on a toilet and taking a shit. INCREDIBLY hard to clean, a great practical joke at parties.

"omfg guys whos the dirty cunt that kangaroo'd up my dunny?"

*snicker*

by raev September 16, 2005

Kangaroo

A woman with little in front but plenty of booty in back

My friend Gina is a kangaroo,she doesn't have much for titties but her ass more than makes up for it

by esjay June 10, 2006

kangaroo

An unintended erection in an institutional environment. Which results in attempts to fix it so it does not jump out.

"Dude could you pass the papers out for me? I got a kangaroo situation."

by mrs. jenny mowgli March 4, 2009

kangaroo

A person who is so large that they could hold a person in their fat as if it were the pouch of a kangaroo.

Dude check out that kangaroo, you could fit a whole Vietcong village in her.

by Berninator 5001 July 19, 2007

kangarooing

kangarooing is the act of squatting over your toilet, one foot on each side, pushing as hard as you can to get out a big fat turd that is lodged in your ass and won't come out.

Sorry I missed your call, I was kangarooing the toilet.

by Spike and Gwabby October 21, 2007

kangaroo

A young man who has a fondness for older women.

Demi Moore's husband is a kangaroo, doncha think?

by raggedynan August 13, 2009

kangaroo

Slang for <gay guy>

Doing little hopping motions on both legs while holding your hands parallel and the wrists slightly bent forward should give you an idea where this synonym came from.

Are you a kangaroo?

by Lynx86 January 4, 2011