Judymar

The most beautiful person you will ever meet period. She is kind, smart, talented and she doesn't realize how great she is. She loves animals, Showers, and Sleep. If you haven't met a Judymar yet you should be ashamed of yourself.

Get you a Judymar

by Muffincake_ September 19, 2018

juicy judy

too be juicy in all aspects of life, able to tell crazy fishtales better than anyone in the world.

when you can severe your fingers off, and then with tape reattach them. you went to school to be a southie priest back home in canada that proves your juicy judy

by jordan knight October 29, 2012

Jordyn

A girl who is very kind, loving, but shy. She will be shy around you at first, but get to know her and she will be your best friend. She knows how to have a good time, but also loves to curl up with you. She always puts others ahead of her. She is unique and incredibly sweet.

Guy: I met an awesome girl yesterday! Her name is Jordyn and she is the best!

Other Guy: You are so lucky!

by EvilBunnyRabbit June 27, 2014

judyann

One crazy ass bitch. Lovely, sparkley and vivid. Hot messes don't have a chance with her, cause she runs the show! Sexy and a tiger between the sheet!! She she boo that's how she do!!

Gurl I wish you were a damn Judyann because you because you bore me.

by Xandra2784 July 19, 2014

Casey Anthony Jury

Polite way of saying "mentally retarded"

It's so obvious Casey Anthony killed Caylee, how could the Casey Anthony Jury be dumb enough to say "not guilty"?

by Nightshade! July 8, 2011

Bronx Jury

A phrase coined by prosecutors in NYC during the crack years used to describe juries who are naturally skeptical of the police in general and are not likely to be swayed by the testimony of a police officer during a trial. Police Officers testifying had the opposite effect. Bronx Juries, because of their own dealings with the NYPD would be much more likely to dismiss or ignore altogether, any testimony from a police officer at a trial. Cops were not arbitrarily trusted and many cases in the Bronx were dismissed if only based on the testimony of a police officer. A prosecutor's nightmare- a defense dream.

Looks like this scumbag caught a break. Another case tossed out because of a Bronx Jury.

by Jameson2367 March 10, 2023

Jizzstain Judy

The Key to New York City. An elusive, elderly, cockicidal woman residing in "The Village" section of lower Manhattan. It is said that if one finds her and befriends her, she will be able to get that person into the most exclusive night clubs and extravagant bars in the South Side, due to her extensive knowledge of the underground sewer system and the countless sexual favors she's given to most of the club owners and bouncers. JSJ is claimed to have been befriended by ONLY two people in the entirety of the city. This is mostly due to her nocturnal sleeping pattern and her seclusion during the daytime hours, which make her whereabouts practically impossible to find. She is also claimed to give the second greatest handjob in the city. Being outdone only by Dennis Rodman. Her name comes from the shirt she's worn since 1985.

Adolescent 1: "Oh fuck man, I had the most insane night of my life last night."

Adolescent 2: "I saw you get pulled into that manhole....what the fuck happened man?"

Adolescent 1: "You'll never believe it, but I befriended Jizzstain Judy."

Adolescent 2: "Bullshit, she's not even real."

Adolescent 1: "Whatever, at least I got an amazing handjob."

by Pat Clements January 20, 2009