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Junk Fuck

Person with a crappy truck hauling junk/trash. Beware of following to close, you may get hit with burger wrappers or beer cans.
Get the hell out of my way you slow ass Junk Fuck!
by Kiss my ass Reese Puffs July 7, 2019
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skunk junk

Foul-smelling genitals. Usually used by females referring to a male's genitals, but is becoming increasingly popular for males to refer to a foul-smelling vagina as "skunk junk."
"I went down on Rob and he had the worst case of skunk junk I have ever had the displeasure of encountering!" exclaimed Joyce.

"Kristen told be I had skunk junk, so now I lather up my cock and balls with soap on a daily basis!"

"If Bob wants his evening blow job, he'll have to take care of that chronic case of skunk junk ASAP!"
by WordWally June 19, 2009
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Junko posing

Junko posing is the language cosplayers use. It consists of hand signals that derive from movements Junko Enoshima from Danganronpa does. It may seem difficult to understand, but with time and practice, you may be able to master it.
Look! There's a wild cosplayer! I hope I am fluent enough in Junko Posing to be able to communicate with it.
by Ash Winters August 13, 2019
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myspace junkie

1.) someone who refreshes the page every 5 seconds thinking they get comments.

2.) someone who gets up at 2;00 AM to checkif someone recommented them

3.) someone who's usually always one the computer

4.) someone who stares at their own myspace page.
"OMG! All christina does is sit on her computer and check her myspace! She's such a myspace junkie!"
by shakishia July 28, 2006
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news junkie

Someone who can't function unless they've read all the major news stories of the day. They probably use RSS feeds to avoid missing anything from their favorite sources.
He's such a news junkie. He won't leave for the bar until he's read all the headlines from Reuters and Al Jazeera. Then he'll read Ars Technica at the bar.
by mondokoosh October 31, 2013
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Junk Press

The act of a man pressing his genitalia on any part of a woman in a social setting. This is done in an effort to arouse the female and will hopefully lead to obtaining a phone number or a hook-up.
I was at the bar with my girlfriends last night and this fugly guy kept junk pressing me. It was nasty.
by Tim, on behalf of Q100 January 21, 2009
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Junkmonk

Junkmonk means everything and nothing all at once.
"Go junkmonk yourself"
by junkmonk2k13 September 5, 2013
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