news junkie

Someone who can't function unless they've read all the major news stories of the day. They probably use RSS feeds to avoid missing anything from their favorite sources.

He's such a news junkie. He won't leave for the bar until he's read all the headlines from Reuters and Al Jazeera. Then he'll read Ars Technica at the bar.

by mondokoosh October 31, 2013

Stephan Jenkins

To perform oral pleasure on a female for a minimum time period of one hour. Jenkins, lead singer of Third Eye Blind, discloses his penchant for performing cunnilingus, in his lyrics for the hit, "Blinded."

"Vapor round your body glistens in the shower

And I want to stay right here and go down on you for an hour "

Q: Did you Stephan Jenkins her?
A: Hell yea, I jenkinsed her all night. It was like the Pacific Ocean

by Dickie Guy August 16, 2010

george strait junkie

a person, male or female, that is strictly addicted to george strait's music unconditionally.

'sheila and i are going on a date.' 'oh take her to a george strait concert, that girl is a true george strait junkie!'

by georgestraitjunkiee February 17, 2010

Junaina

Junaina is a girl, who to put it simply, is amazing. Junaina is a person who will be there for you when you need it, and she is also talented, chill, funny, cute and rlly sweet. Junaina is lazy, but is also hard working and smart, and also loves sleep. She also tries her best to do the things she loves and help her friends, and is a super cool person to be around. She is a very caring and selfless person, but also could use a friend to help her and talk to her too every now and again, or whenever she needs it. A very, very amazing friend to have.

"Bro this girl is so amazing!"
"Heh, she must be a Junaina, duh!"

by A Sleepy Dude February 10, 2020

Clint Jenkined

Absolutely off your face on drugs or alcohol but still carrying on.

What a night it was, I drunk so much but as soon as I got into fresh air I was completely “Clint Jenkined”

by Boardy98 July 11, 2021

internet junkie

a person who is addicted to the internet, and if there is no way to get to the internet, will suffer from withrawel symptoms.
These people usualy have internet girlfriends or internet boyfriends and lack socialising in the *real world*
also known to partake in internet roleplay games

"im going to post on my rpg"

by fran xox August 6, 2004

jucking

The act of motorboating an ass, violently and with great enthusiasm. First coined in a B-Hut in Bagram Afghanistan. Can be used interchangeably with Chaking.

Tonight I will be jucking the shit out of that ass.

by EGarcia September 2, 2013