Jet Jumper

A female who uses pool Jets for sexual stimulation.

Check out the look on that girls face next to the ladder in the deep end. She's a Jet Jumper for sure.

by Jeremy X July 25, 2011

jumper in the door

When you have to take a dump and it feels like the tip is sticking out, much like when a skydiver stands in the door of a plane preparing to jump.

I had to hustle home after eating at Taco Bell because I had a jumper in the door.

by mem November 4, 2003

bandwagon jumper

A person who prior to the playoffs, did not support nor cheer for a team until that team showed promise to win the championship.

Randy and Ryan are low dow rotten bandwagon jumpers becuase they started to cheer for the Carolina Hurricanes when they made the Stanley Cup final!

by Bomb Bender July 5, 2006

jumped the gun

You jump the gun when you start doing something before the appropriate time.

Sorry I jumped the gun by telling Carol the news before checking with you

by Domingo Mihovilovic November 5, 2007

jumped the shart

It's like jumping the shark but worse. Not only does the show now suck but it's sticky and smells like shit. Not to mention it ruined a pair of good shorts.

Diff'rent Strokes was great until they introduced that annoying little redheaded kid. Now that show is shit - it defintely "jumped the shart".

by shartilingus March 29, 2009

jumpers

Pharmaceuticals that work as an upper

Lyrics from 'Searching for Sugar Man': Silver magic ships you carry, jumpers, coke, sweet Mary Jane

by chezzo April 21, 2013

High Jumper

An amazingly awesome track athlete that does the hardest event in all of track! High Jumpers must have speed, endurance, flexibility, agility, guts, and they have to look good! Thats right! High Jumpers are extremely good looking! They have to run at full speed at a stationary object and if they don't jump at the perfect time they will either completely miss the mat and land on the ground or fall on the bar and get nasty battle scars. If they do jump at the right time they have to go into contortionist mode and get their entire body over the bar and try not to land on their head! And they look sexy throughout the entire process!

Jane is one of the best high jumpers in the state, she cleared 5'6" at yesterdays meet!

by highjumpcutie November 19, 2010