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Juman

She's may seem cute at first but she isn't as cute and innocent as you might think. She is a hot girl that all people wanna be friends with. She's a bit overprotective to her friends so you better stay away from them but overall she's a kind (depends) girl not very feminine but the boys are falling head over heels over her.
Hi, Juman nice seeing you again.
by JUMANJI_IS_DA_BESTTTTTTTT February 28, 2022
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Jummah

Jummah AKA FRIDAY is a person you'll regret messing with. He is famous for his lines and insults. He is just FRIDAY.
He is not a monster, cartoon, or roaster. He just speaks humor and sarcasm all the time. Some people theorize that he is indeed an AI and runs on batteries since he sometimes is awake very late. He is a brogrammer as well.

Getting on FRIDAY's wrong isn't a wise idea either. He will either completely roast you as FRIDAY, or he will transform into SATURDAY and go full kamikaze on you. That's what happened when he was fighting the Trojan roach in OxTheLade's lounge on bottled, which resulted in FRIDAY (SATURDAY), OxTheLade and the Trojan roach getting banned from Ox's own lounge on Bottled (The Triple Execution). He is a part of pest control along with Sardar and Benjamin Kenneth Laude AKA Ben. K. Laude.

FRIDAY is also famous for his baataks thanks to Prahulala. Meowchikni wanted to cut him into pieces and put him in a grinder. He has tons of content of people too and claims to have seen Habibi's ass, but she denies his claims.

One of his few weaknesses is his didi. She once called him a vegetable and said "I love you babyyyy", which instantly became a meme among people.

Other than that, FRIDAY is abnormally high on music. You can spot him outside with his walkman if you're lucky. He finds happiness in the little things and loves to cheer people up. Physics and maths run through his veins, so he will gladly help you out with science assignments (Ask dAmbNA).
Example 1
Trojan roach: You lil bich

Jummah (FRIDAY): You'll regret coming out of your mom's ass.

Trojan roach: stfu bich, i fucked ur mom last night
FRIDAY: She was disappointed. Is that why there was a micro condom wrapper in the trash?
(Trojan roach gets banned)
FRIDAY: Told you, you would regret it. ☕

Example 2
fr34k: Yo, meowchikni wanted mentos, but used naphthalene balls instead. She then put cinnamon powder instead of coffee to make her coffee.

FRIDAY: HUHAHAAUHAHAUAHHAAHUAHAUAHA (Hysterical laughter)

Example 3
Habibi: why are you so mean :((
FRIDAY: I'm just FRIDAY. And that ass of yours is humongous.

Habibi: shatab

Example 4
Ox: Gaand mein lassan 😌
FRIDAY: Huhauahuahauhuaha, oh god, Ox you're breaking me.

Some famous lines:
"Why are you screaming, woman?"
"Shut Up Red Bitch."
"My line."
"My eyes."
"I'm just FRIDAY. 😌"
"Who let this dickless guy in?"
"You'll regret it"
"Told you, you would regret it"
"I'm going to find a gun, and shoot myself."

"Why is my face being used left, right and center all the time?"
"Meow meow motherfucker."
"Canada is on his hattrick."
"YOU DDMF."
by Lehen Ke Boudi December 4, 2022
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Jamaal

This dude is the best guy you will ever know. He is funny, cool, super handsome, loyal, trustworthy,intelligent, honest, and lastly great at everything he does. This man is athletic and he can do most anything that is asked of him. If you ever get a hold of him never ever let him go because your missing out on a little piece of heaven.
Wow, Jamaal just made my day.

How can he do that, Jamaal is the coolest dude I've ever encountered.

Sorry, that right there is my Jamaal.
by Sfatgm March 25, 2017
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jumanah

n.- a very attractive woman, often of darker skinned origin.
"Oh jeeze! Look at that girl, from over here she looks like a jumanah!"
by Charley McGowan July 23, 2006
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Jugaad

Word with origins in Hindi (an Indian language for the ignorant among you). Philosophy recently mentioned and studied by many management schools.

1) (adjective) Makeshift; jury-rigged.

2) (noun) The act of making something out of materials not intended for the purpose, usually out of desperation or unavailability

3) The philosophy of making things on the spot to make up for a lack of prior planning. Not to be confused with just-in-time

See ghetto, kludge
Farmer: the irrigation pump failed again, and I can't afford to get it fixed right now.
Friend: Don't you have an old lawnmower lying around somewhere? Does the engine still work?
Farmer: Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
Friend: Jugaad it is, then. I'll get the duct tape and hammer.
by flibbertigibblet January 20, 2013
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Jumbaco

A Jumbo Jack (from Jack in the Box) encased by two of their $.99 tacos, placed above and below to create the ultimate hangover/stoner 3am meal.

See also: Mcbuttfuck
Dude I got the munchies baaadd... Lets go get JUMBACOS!! ....yeeeaahhhh.
by locke_cole495 January 11, 2012
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jumanji kid

Loud neighborhood children who paly outdoors early in the morning, waking up anyone sleeping in houses close by.
I was up late last night, and was woken up early by some jumangi kids 2 houses over.

Fuck ing jumanji kids have a trampoine, and keep waking me up every morning being loud.
by Cliffburton September 10, 2008
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