juggalo

Lowlife, classless losers with potentially up to, but not surpassing, a second grade education. Though the word "juggalo" would normally be capitalized due to being a "proper noun", it should not be because a. it's not a real word, and b. any juggalo lacks any and every integral importance to justify achieving such prestige.
Prone to being extremely violent for no reason and ambushing those smaller (though, this is not difficult to find considering all juggalos are extremely obese) with numbers as large as 15 (juggalose) to 1 (non-juggalo), then thinking they are "awesome" because they can take out one puny person (but cannot fight fair).
"Hey, did you hear about those juggalos in the news, raping that 90 year old woman?"
"Yeah, and did you hear that they dropped out of middle school?"
"No... I heard they dropped out of elementary school."
by Over the Edge Fear December 05, 2011
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Write this down and remember it: There are no rules to being a Juggalo. There are no initiations, no requirements, and no one can say you don't meet Juggalo standards. We are not a gang, you don't gotta wear colors or know signs, or fuck anybody. It's this simple: if you listen to Psychopathic music, and you feel it, you relate to what it's saying and what it's about, then you're a Juggalo. If you got shit goin on that you just can't handle alone, and the Dark Carnival and your Juggalo family make it better, then you're a Juggalo. Everything you need to know is there in the music. Everyone expresses it in different ways, and of course we love our hardcore Juggalos, reppin the Hatchet 24/7, but if your broke ass don't have a single T-shirt, you're no less a Juggalo.
juggalos and juggalettes got each other back and chill and reppin the hachet 24/7
by Chris Boone February 21, 2008
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either a really fat guy or boney guy that stinks picks on little kids and gets beaten up every other day by some one half his size thats why they are not on gangland because only hard core gangsters can be on gangland and not a bunch of pussies who call them selves a family
juggalo is another word for fagget
by xBRAVERYx November 11, 2010
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just because Juggalo's present themselves as dumb & stupid don't mean they r like {EXP}. IAM a Juggalo & I have a high school diploma and 10 years of college. Meaning not all of them r dumb cause I am a Juggalo and I love the music!
I'm a Juggalo bitch u have a problem with it dick head
by larive May 24, 2017
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A person who considers themselves a juggalo/juggalette doesnt always listen to ICP. Most have jobs and family and friends outside of The Gathering of the Juggalos. Being a juggalo just means excepting the people who arent normally excepted with open arms no matter how they look, where they are from, etc. An overall loving subculture of people who are looked down upon as freaks.
“We may paint our faces. We may fuck around. But pussy-ass bitches here wont be found. My homies stand behind me all the way. My true family and forever we'll stay. Don't fuck with me, cause they got my back. Where do your friends go, when they know you can't hack? Do they stay and help? Fuck no, they run! Back to their mommies while we have our fun. My juggalo family, we don't fuck around. So tell me this now, are you down with the clown?”

― Insane Clown Posse
by juggalette4lyfe May 31, 2013
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A juggalo is actually a very complex individual. Most listen to Psycopathic Records music, such as Insane Clown Posse, Twiztid, etc. but a juggalo is not to be classified as a "fan." Juggalos stand up for themselves, and are NOT followers in any way. They treat eachother like family, whether they know eachother, or not. They listen to other music too, not only Psycopathic Record labels. Most people consider them freaks. Some even classify themselves as freaks, but most are just normal people, living their every day life. You cannot be rascist to be considered a juggalo. Juggalos can be any race. If you judge them, they dont really care what you think about them because they have their homies to back them up, and thats all they really need is their family. Clown love is usually a big necessity too. Juggalos follow their own religions, but also follow the dark carnival.
guy "wtf, are you a juggalo?"

juggalo "yeah, whats it to ya?"

guy "i hate juggalos, i think theyre fuckin lunatics."

juggalo "yeah, some of us are, but they mah homies. i dont appreciate you talkin bout us that way. you dont see us goin up to you and talkin about you and your homies, naw do ya? no i didnt think so. what'd we ever do to you?"
by yo' bby lette<3 February 10, 2008
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A juggalo is more than just a fan. A juggalo doesn't give a s**t about what others think. It is a way of life. If somebody claims they are a juggalo or a juggalette just by listening to ICP they are a juffalo, juggahoe or such. To be truly down is to understand the lyrics and how your fellow brothers and sisters feel. Juggalos and juggalettes can listen to more than just Psychopathic bands. They can listen to whatever else you want to. It is not about hating Eminem just because ICP does. Not about having ICP (or others) merchandise. The juggalos and the juggalettes that do think that are just clown boys or girls. This is, on occasion, peoples morals and beliefs in this crazy world at how we need to stick together in this b***h a** world. To be a juggalo you need to tolerate others... exept those who do nothing and only harm the world.
These are lyrics i know some juggalos feel:

"and to a carnival to which we can all belong"
Walk into the Light, The Wraith de Shangrela, ICP

"death don't want you when the rain is gone but with your lotus high you know we all belong"
Lotus Up, Tales From the Lotus Pod, Dark Lotus
by Ben Rath March 20, 2006
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