jub jub

An overweight geeky spod type person who likes to think of himself as part of a sub-culture but has in fact spent his entire adult life bending pieces of plastic in a dark factory and looking at pictures of men defecating. Most commonly seen dressing like a 17 year old but is in fact rapidly approaching 40.

Look at those people queueing up to play paintball, they're a right bunch of jub jubs.

by Marc Parc May 15, 2005

Jub Jub Shabado

A chant of Kuaii origin

Jub Jub Jub Jub
Jub Jub Jub
Shabado Shabado

by Shaft May 20, 2003

jub jub bird

commonly confused for an insane state of consciousness. in reality it is a person who carries an excessive amount of chaos on his or her shoulders at that point in time. if one takes the time to get to know the jub jub bird they will find the light in the darkness of his chaos. the jub jub bird is capable of anything and everything, and will do anything and everything to see the ones he loves happy. once the jub jub bird cares about you, you will forever be protected by him.

"oh shit! he's becoming the jub jub bird."

by jublove November 15, 2011

Jubs

Pills, normally ecstasy.

Lets drop some more Jubs.

by Brapplopo August 1, 2007

jub jub

wants rub rub

Person 1: is that jub jub
jub jub: i want rub rub

by William Shakespeare 69 January 24, 2018

jub jub

nuffer name for a bath tub

im gonna go have a wash in the jub jub

by neen July 16, 2004

Jub

Comes from "to Jack yoUr Buddy's whore." To hit on, or steal the hooker that your friend likes or is currently hitting on.

J = Jack
U = yoUr
B = Buddy's whore/hooker

to Jub

"Dude, he's totally falling for that bar girl. Let's go jub him!"

"Sorry, man, but I had to Jub your Bangkok girl last night. You understand, eh?"

by ThaiTommy December 24, 2006