An overweight geeky spod type person who likes to think of himself as part of a sub-culture but has in fact spent his entire adult life bending pieces of plastic in a dark factory and looking at pictures of men defecating. Most commonly seen dressing like a 17 year old but is in fact rapidly approaching 40.
by Marc Parc May 14, 2005
by Shaft May 20, 2003
commonly confused for an insane state of consciousness. in reality it is a person who carries an excessive amount of chaos on his or her shoulders at that point in time. if one takes the time to get to know the jub jub bird they will find the light in the darkness of his chaos. the jub jub bird is capable of anything and everything, and will do anything and everything to see the ones he loves happy. once the jub jub bird cares about you, you will forever be protected by him.
by jublove November 15, 2011
by William Shakespeare 69 January 24, 2018
by neen July 16, 2004
Comes from "to Jack yoUr Buddy's whore." To hit on, or steal the hooker that your friend likes or is currently hitting on.
J = Jack
U = yoUr
B = Buddy's whore/hooker
to Jub
J = Jack
U = yoUr
B = Buddy's whore/hooker
to Jub
"Dude, he's totally falling for that bar girl. Let's go jub him!"
"Sorry, man, but I had to Jub your Bangkok girl last night. You understand, eh?"
"Sorry, man, but I had to Jub your Bangkok girl last night. You understand, eh?"
by ThaiTommy December 21, 2006