juanico

spanish for hot and sexy beast juanico is a term used by the spanish to name sex gods it has believed that the people who are called juanico has a large penis and has extra ordinary powers in bed..

1) man i wish i was called a juanico

2) damn you can now be called a juanico

3) he is my sex god in other word he's my juanico

by joeden December 16, 2008

Janitor

A master of the custodial arts.

I'm a master of the custodial arts...or a Janitor if you wanna be a dick about it.

by TheFiend138 July 18, 2014

italian janitor

When you are getting head, you cum on the girls forhead and use your cum to slick her hair back so she looks like an italian janitor

Last night i gave this one bitch an italian janitor, i acctually thought she looked italian

by Cerial Killa October 20, 2006

Hells Janitor

Killing 10 zombies as a human without dying during an Infection game on Halo 3.

pretty easy to get just aim at their head with a pistol from far, shotgun close. Hells Janitor...

by Zinc oxide305 November 7, 2009

frozen juanita

The act of freezing a poop log and using it as a dildo or sex toy.

Let me get the frozen juanita out of the freezer. OR
You can't get pregnant from a frozen juanita.

by sbsociety October 25, 2009

Janitor Headphones

Headphones seen in movies and in TV shows being worn by janitors, usually used for jamming out to the latest cassette tapes; this can be seen in media from 1996 or 2016. The janitor is always the same person who’s wearing a bulky pair of 3.5 mm audio jack headphones (over ear, “noise cancelling”) or a cheaper pair of “on ear” headphones with an adjustable metal strip that goes over your head.

Person: "What are you wearing?"
Assumed to be Janitor: *Jamming out to The Cure on his walkman, mopping and not giving a fuck*
Other person: "Those are Janitor Headphones. He's probably a janitor.

by doodramsey August 24, 2016

san juanico

Small pueblo belonging to the municipality of cotija. The people there love to party and get drunk. Most people go there during December from California, Texas, and New York. It is home of the Vegas, Garcias, Luas, and Reyes. Be careful who you mingle with because the whole Pueblo will find out who you slept with the night before. They have an event called La función where they party for a week and all the money earned is used for modernization of the Pueblo. But the people organizing the event usually steals the money and they have alot if trash talk about who's running it next.

Hey let's go to San Juanico.

People in San Juanico are all inbreed.

Q: What part of San Juanico you live in?

R: La burrera

by La masacuata June 23, 2016