E-jipped

E-jipped is when someone has violated your freedom of speech by disconnecting your internet to the outside world.

I just spent 18 hours watching CNN show millions of E-jipped people run the streets in angry protest.

Look at all these pissed off people! They must not have internet....oh..thats right, they were E-jipped!

by Timmmaaay February 22, 2011

Joppel

The folding of the fabric in the crotch-region of one's pants while sitting down which produces the illusion of an erection.

jopple

Greg was giggling uncontrollably; he was looking at my crotch and must have thought I had an erection during the meeting but it was my damn joppel!

by hobknobber1 March 16, 2011

jipped

cheated, stolen, dissed.

Comes from the TV Term JIP, which means Joined in Progress, the saying actually came from live tv, going over its time limits and cutting the beginning of a show in the current time slot.

Man We got Jipped!

by jayrandom September 1, 2010

jippery

A word used to describe general disarray and bad turns of events

Come home to a messy living room = Jippery

Spill some chocolate ice cream on your clothes = Jippery

by Law Evs December 31, 2005

japper

the japs-eye,the eye of the snake.

got my dick pierced,right through the japper

by dave May 20, 2003

Japped

When people throw paper air planes in your face.

"I can't believe he japped me in class...the paper plane cut my face"

by Handy MOMO February 28, 2009

jipper juice

The mucus excreted from the female genitalia.

I went down on Mary, she was so wet, my face was covered in jipper juice.

by Ricky Rox December 10, 2007