It wasn’t until mike put on his socks and smelt the feces that he realized he had been josted.
As the terrified couple pulled off from uncle bills they realized they had just been josted.
He peed in his vape juice to Jost him.
As the terrified couple pulled off from uncle bills they realized they had just been josted.
He peed in his vape juice to Jost him.
by KAlSER SOZE October 9, 2019
Get the Josted mug.When someone tells you a seemingly true, totally believable lie and then berates you when you believe him.
Josh: Did you know both of my parents are left-handed?
Me: Really? That's weird .
Josh: No! You fucking idiot! You're so gullible.
Me: Damn it, I got Joshed.
Me: Really? That's weird .
Josh: No! You fucking idiot! You're so gullible.
Me: Damn it, I got Joshed.
by Holehearted June 11, 2018
Get the Joshed mug."Last night he jossed my cigarettes", or, "A few months ago, he jossed my gamecomputer, and I just found out about it"
Als ik hiet mijn sleutels neerleg, zal niemand ze jossen, toch?
Als ik hiet mijn sleutels neerleg, zal niemand ze jossen, toch?
by Onslow July 11, 2006
Get the jossen mug.Being a nugget and messing up something simple and being proud of it.
Then getting salty for people laughing.
Then getting salty for people laughing.
by #josheditup January 12, 2017
Get the Joshed it up mug.Receiving an alcohol enema. The alcohol can be of any variety, but it is more commonly known as "joosed" due to the popularity of receiving the enema with the flavored/caffeinated malt beverage, "Joose".
The effervescence of the "joosing" is thought to increase the alcohol absorption into the bloodstream (over other non-carbonated alcohol enemas with the same alcohol percentage).
The enema is administered via a joose-bag or common drug-store enema (see Fleet Enema for an example). The joose bag resembles a pastry bag and has multiple joose nozzles that can be swapped out for varying levels of pleasure and experience. Additionally, it is recommended that when sharing a joose bag between two or more individuals, a separate nozzle (or bag) should be used per recipient.
The bag is filled with the alcoholic beverage, while keeping one finger under the tip of the nozzle. The open end is then folded over and sealed tight.
The recipient must then remove their pants and undergarments and recline in either a horizontal or angled position to position the rectum as north as possible.
A second individual will then administer the joosing. (Experienced joosers will be able to administer their own with practice.) The recipient must then remain in an anus-northward position until it is time to "pull the ripcord," or release the alcohol from his/her anus.
If the alcoholic beverage is of a lower alcohol percentage, the recipient may then choose to be plugged with a silicone "cork" or joose plug. The recipient can then be mobile until the "ripcord" is pulled.
More information can be found here (section 5):
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enema
Joosing is extremely dangerous, and many people have died from alcohol poisoning from it. It is NOT recommended that anyone practice this form of alcohol consumption.
Please see the 2007 Darwin Award winner:
http://www.darwinawards.com/darwin/darwin2007-13.html
The effervescence of the "joosing" is thought to increase the alcohol absorption into the bloodstream (over other non-carbonated alcohol enemas with the same alcohol percentage).
The enema is administered via a joose-bag or common drug-store enema (see Fleet Enema for an example). The joose bag resembles a pastry bag and has multiple joose nozzles that can be swapped out for varying levels of pleasure and experience. Additionally, it is recommended that when sharing a joose bag between two or more individuals, a separate nozzle (or bag) should be used per recipient.
The bag is filled with the alcoholic beverage, while keeping one finger under the tip of the nozzle. The open end is then folded over and sealed tight.
The recipient must then remove their pants and undergarments and recline in either a horizontal or angled position to position the rectum as north as possible.
A second individual will then administer the joosing. (Experienced joosers will be able to administer their own with practice.) The recipient must then remain in an anus-northward position until it is time to "pull the ripcord," or release the alcohol from his/her anus.
If the alcoholic beverage is of a lower alcohol percentage, the recipient may then choose to be plugged with a silicone "cork" or joose plug. The recipient can then be mobile until the "ripcord" is pulled.
More information can be found here (section 5):
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enema
Joosing is extremely dangerous, and many people have died from alcohol poisoning from it. It is NOT recommended that anyone practice this form of alcohol consumption.
Please see the 2007 Darwin Award winner:
http://www.darwinawards.com/darwin/darwin2007-13.html
Damn! Me and the boys went out last night and got straight joosed in the ass! That old dude hooked us up proper with joose-bags and nozzles for us all!
by Leeroy Jenkem February 23, 2009
Get the joosed mug.Verb: the act of whispering and or yelling penis at complete strangers at random times then often followed by running and strange giggling.
man: the world sure is a strange place isn't kid. but don't worry i...(whisper) penis, penis, penis, penis.
Kid: :0
man: tehehehe (runs away)
kid: i can't believe i just got joshed
Kid: :0
man: tehehehe (runs away)
kid: i can't believe i just got joshed
by SoAn14 December 9, 2010
Get the joshed mug.When you or that one friend gets super drunk and ends up throwing up all over the place and completely ruins your entire evening.
Me:"Dude, what happened last night, I can't remember anything."
Friend:"Bro, you totally Joshed Out!"
Friend:"Bro, you totally Joshed Out!"
by Ellis182 October 9, 2016
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