Sergeant Johnson: "Men, we've led those dumb bugs out to the middle of nowhere to keep them from getting their FILTHY claws on Earth, but we stumbled onto somethin' they're so hot for, that they're scramblin' over each other to get it. Well, I don't care if it's God's own anti-son-of-a-bitch machine, or a giant hula hoop, we're not gonna let 'em have it! What we WILL let 'em have is a belly full of lead, and a pool of their own blood to drown in!
...AM I RIGHT, MARINES!?"
Marines: "SIR YES SIR!"
--From Halo CE--
"When I joined the Corps, we didn't have any fancy-schmancy tanks. We had sticks! TWO sticks and a rock for a whole platoon... and we had to share the rock!"
--From Halo 2--
...AM I RIGHT, MARINES!?"
Marines: "SIR YES SIR!"
--From Halo CE--
"When I joined the Corps, we didn't have any fancy-schmancy tanks. We had sticks! TWO sticks and a rock for a whole platoon... and we had to share the rock!"
--From Halo 2--
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Get the Jack Edward Johnson mug.Verb: related to Godwin's law and Godwinism's. To 'Chuck Johnson's' is to label a person, group or philosophy with the reductio ad Hitlerum tag as means to close down debate.
Chuck: transitive verb, meaning to a: toss , throw, Noun: Short for Charles
Johnson: refers to the owner of the news aggregating, formally conservative, anti jihad site and now anti-creationism pro Darwin website Little Green Footballs. Which has become synonymous with personality cults, blogtatorship and calling previous colleagues and acquaintances of long and respected standing fascists, Nazis, Racists or ID'er (derogatory term for a belief in creationism. For simply having web links or opinions on their own personal web pages which he/CJ disapproves of.
To 'Chuck a Johnson' can also be used to describe over use of the delete/banning function on web forums to those who hold contrary opinions.
Charles Johnson biggest censorship ass hat 2008.
http://infidelbloggerawards.blogspot.com/2008/11/announcing-winners-of-1st-annual.html
Chuck: transitive verb, meaning to a: toss , throw, Noun: Short for Charles
Johnson: refers to the owner of the news aggregating, formally conservative, anti jihad site and now anti-creationism pro Darwin website Little Green Footballs. Which has become synonymous with personality cults, blogtatorship and calling previous colleagues and acquaintances of long and respected standing fascists, Nazis, Racists or ID'er (derogatory term for a belief in creationism. For simply having web links or opinions on their own personal web pages which he/CJ disapproves of.
To 'Chuck a Johnson' can also be used to describe over use of the delete/banning function on web forums to those who hold contrary opinions.
Charles Johnson biggest censorship ass hat 2008.
http://infidelbloggerawards.blogspot.com/2008/11/announcing-winners-of-1st-annual.html
1) Person A, calls person B a fascist on the basis of flimsy evidence or hearsay derived from an individual with known antagonistic political view points or malicious agenda.
Person B replies 'don't Chuck Johnson's at me'
Or points out to fellow bloggers/posters that 'A is chucking johnston's' and in effect has evoked Godwins law, thus destroying the thread and any chance at meaningful debate.
2)Blog owner deletes and bans regular posters/contributers for disagreeing with his pet hates or hypocritical changes in ideological position.
Person A: 'look he is chucking johnson's everywhere'
Person B: 'I know, I don't recognize the place now so many people have been banned. And the threads are so full of deletions it's impossible to follow the argument, he/she sure threw a lot of (Chuck) Johnson's'
Person B replies 'don't Chuck Johnson's at me'
Or points out to fellow bloggers/posters that 'A is chucking johnston's' and in effect has evoked Godwins law, thus destroying the thread and any chance at meaningful debate.
2)Blog owner deletes and bans regular posters/contributers for disagreeing with his pet hates or hypocritical changes in ideological position.
Person A: 'look he is chucking johnson's everywhere'
Person B: 'I know, I don't recognize the place now so many people have been banned. And the threads are so full of deletions it's impossible to follow the argument, he/she sure threw a lot of (Chuck) Johnson's'
by Stinky-Winky February 24, 2009
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Charlie: She can’t handle me. I’m just like Throb Johnson. Always needing a suck.
Dean: Damn man.
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Slightly easier but still near impossible is a Johnson
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