Johnny Blaze

nickname given to Method Man from the Wu-Tang Clan... also a clothing line from the 90's...

"Give back what his mother gave him, mother made him
and now she can't even save him, Johnny Blaze 'em"

"Who got John Blaze shit? Suckin my dick to get famous
So I switch blades to Dangerous"

"I got these phat ass Johnny Blaze jeans cheap in NYC."

by jotz May 13, 2005

Johnny Bravo

A cartoon character about a blonde-haired (Elvis Presley style) bodyuilding man who wears sunglasses and tries to pick-up hot chicks in the most unusual ways possible. Johnny appears to be an adult, but he still lives with his mama. There's also Little Suzy, a little girl who annoys him a lot! No joke. There's a guy named Carl who attempts to woo Johnny into being his friend, but however, that leads to rejection, which is the same way with him when it comes to flirting with women.

Johnny Bravo may be a bodybuilder, however, women don't want him. Seriously, no woman wants to date this hunk of a man!

by JellyBean600 February 14, 2019

Johnny Bench Called

A way to infer that a woman has an old worn out vagina. The full phrase would hypothetically be "Johnny Bench called, he wants his catcher's mitt back."

My girlfriend: "I told you 23 times to pick up my dry cleaning and take out the trash!!!!"

Me: "Johnny Bench called..."

My Girlfriend "What does that mean?"

Me: "What?"

My Girlfriend: "Who is Johnny Bench?"

Me: "Whats my Jdate password?"

by Art_Vandalay July 15, 2010

Johnny Bravo

One of the greatest cartoon characters ever. The best in a line of quality cartoon network shows such as Ed Edd n' Eddy, Cow and Chicken, Dexter's Lab, Time Squad etc. The show revolves around a braindead musclehead who tries to pick up chicks in the most douche way possible, usually getting his ass kicked, believes that planting a toy car will make a real car.

You see Johnny Bravo try to make stool wings? Yeah that was classic

by pacman jones32 October 16, 2010

Johnny-bag

British slang term for condom.

- Are most often made from latex, but some are made from other materials such as polyurethane, polyisoprene, or lamb intestine.

-Great for using as a water balloon

- Can be used for having a "posh wank".

- Can be used as a derogatory cuss - e.g. "Jesus Johnny-bags!"

- I've brought the Johnny-bags with me. Let's get it on baby!

- Jesus Johnny-bags! That really pissed me off.

by johnniebag April 29, 2010

Johnny Brown Pants

The condition of having brown stains, or skid marks on your underwear. May also be used a locker room taunt by young children, or at home by siblings.

Kiddo, you've got one serious case of Johnny brown pants.

by Rod Brock May 22, 2006

Johnny Boy

The man, simply a god among men. People appear as mere mortals, because of immortality of his greatness. Women love him, men want to be him. Scottish by background, lover in faith. Can please any women, known for his overwhelming strength and power.

God, Brad Pitt, William Wallace, Johnny Boy

by jhaywood02 March 3, 2009