Jon

To fail despite certain success, usually with respect to seducing the opposite sex.

"I was going to totally get with this girl blud, but then i totes Jon'd it!"
"Mate that girl is so in to you, don't Jon it up"
Mark was going to have "enthusiastic cuddleling" with Sarah until he called her Cindy and Jon'd it up.

by MaxPowerPhysicist October 22, 2012

Jon

A king size joint roll to be enjoyed during a long session as a personal or in a party.

Yo, I'm bout to roll a jon in dis bitch.
its been a minute since i blazed a jon son.

by BlazeJonson November 27, 2011

jon

(used mostly in massachusetts) the squad's word for alcohol, alcoholic drinks (jons), drinking (jonning), or to be drunk.

the party was crazy last night, i was so jon!

by squad member June 11, 2006

Jon

A faggot that steals everyones food

Mom: a made a pizza!

*jon eats it all*

by Motherfing true August 19, 2013

jons

A big cuddly panda bear type animal originally from malaysia but often seen habitating in the deep regions of 'wales'. enjoys nothing more than; fancy ties, telling people about his fancy ties, being angry and loving all things welsh.

that jons looks so hugable, i would give him hugs more often if he wasn't so angry and hugging other welshies.

by AliDawe September 19, 2008

The Jon

A re-rack in beer pong in which 5 cups are racked in two parallel lines. Originated at FSU

The Jon Illustration

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by Man Pong July 1, 2011

jon

Used to describe an object, person, basically anything that the speaker likes or enjoys. May be derived from joint. In heavy use in the Philadelphia area.

a. That movie's the jon!
b. I saw my cousin the other day - he's my jon.
c. That jon is hot!

by marina h August 25, 2005