Jonno time

When your time is so screwed up you think time stands still, thinking you have only been 5mins to go to the shops but really 5 weeks have gone by...

"im around the corner" no his actually 2 hours away, "5mins minutes bro" nope his actually 1 hour away

ARGHHHHH ACTUALLY IM STILL WAITING NOW !!!!!!!!!!

Guy 1: "hey how long you going to be"
Guy 2: "5mins"
Guy 1:"Jonno time?"
Guy 2: "Yeah"
Guy 1: "see you next weekend then"
Guy 2: "don't wait up"

by AwwSheeet June 27, 2010

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Jonny

Jonny is the master of any sport and has iron balls with a dick of a gorilla.

He can run faster than anyone.
Eats 24/7 but is fit as hell.
Also the person who will do anything you tell him to do like ding ding ditching the mayor or pantsing a teacher
A Jonny would never simp or disrespect the bro code.
Somehow gets straight A’s on his grade but does the mist random shit you will ever see
A Jonny is a leader of a friend group with popular people

Everyone knows him.

Jaiden: Do you know Jonny

Mason: You mean the hella fast runner with an iron cock

Jaiden: Ya that one

by Slick-kick99 March 30, 2022

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Jonne Aaron

Fronts the Finnish band Negative.
Angelic, beautiful...he will crush your soul.

Any man who used to work in a Kindergarten by day and perform with his band at night deserves fame! Jonne Aaron = an amazing human being.

by Negativity April 15, 2006

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Jonna

A fine ass girl who makes all the boys thirsty and all the girls jealous. She has a lil attitude but really is a wholesome girl. She’s also kinda always taken because who wouldn’t want to date her like come on she’s hot.

“Damn why tf is jonna soo baddd like I would kill to date her bro”

by DAmeo May 1, 2020

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