Pastor Johning

Destroying one's body with holy cum.

I was Pastor Johning my girlfriend all last night.

by ghslwhikebuk158849 April 19, 2016

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mandem joking

when a man says something to a man/gyal portraying it as a joke bc he ent confident enough to ask it for real. if they take it as a joke they act as if it was a joke the whole time, if they take it genuinely then they pretend they was serious or vice versa depending on which way advantages them.

as well as this the phrase can also be used if the opposite person knows what the phrase means

example of mandem joking:

question: “ay clare you’re looking peng still you tryna fuck... haha”

reply1: “nah fuck off”
response1: “haha i was joking relax”

reply2: “when you thinking hunni?”
response2: “my gaff at 9”

example of using the phrase:

“cum on my tits... hahaha mandem joking”

by KINGNUTSACK December 11, 2019

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inside joking

1. Making a funny remark or comment that only your circle of friends would understand.

"I was hanging out with Kevin and Steve the other night. Kevin said something really odd to Steve, but Steve laughed hysterically. I guess Kevin was just inside joking."

by MarkTCM September 5, 2009

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jonzing

to jonze for. to crave, want, need. like a pregnant woman in need of food.

to want something, so bad, you need it. immediately

i'm jonzing for some artichoke pasta.

by neveryoumind February 17, 2005

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Are you joking me?

A term used to express surprise and probably displeasure. A mixture of "Are you kidding me?" and "Are you joking?" Used most in the Bergen County area of New Jersey.

Math Teacher: Tonight's homework is page 121, 12 to 30.
Stupid Ridgewood Jock Kid: Are you joking me?!

by Herbert Oscar Forsberg the Third April 18, 2006

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