Jörgen

When something disappears so quickly, even if you just looked away for 5 minutes or so.

The girl I was with jörgened me.

by ner.ydna June 29, 2019

Jonsense

Where a person named Jon makes a comment which makes absolutely no sense to anyone but himself.

Person A: Hey Jon, what time is it?

Jon: In a paper bag up a tree being eaten by nails

Person A: What? That was total jonsense

by Killermancarro June 12, 2011

Jörgen

Pewdiepie's horse in Minecraft.

Jörgen… And he's gone.

by adsuri June 29, 2019

De Jonged

When you are unexpectedly kicked in the chest by a male or female wearing cleats. Has a tendency to break multiple ribs which then puncture lungs causing internal bleeding and death.

That Guy just got De Jonged!

by Jackie Blackie July 13, 2010

JonBenet

A beautiful little girl who was murdered on Christmas Day, 1996. The investigation was somewhat destroyed by tainted evidence, false allegations, and the insane media. It is still unknown who abused and murdered this innocent child.

The murder of Jonbenet Ramsey is just one of the many cases of child abuse which are never solved in this nation.

by anon. April 22, 2005

Jorgensen

Being AWESOME

Dude, you're so totally a jorgensen

by moojoogoo September 1, 2009

Ben Jorgensen

1. lead singer of the band Armor For Sleep
2. lover of Star Wars &LOST
3. forever on tour.

Ben Jorgensen and the guys from Armor For Sleep are amazing.

by littlebearrr July 23, 2006