Mike Jonesing

Attempting to gain popularity or make a name for yourself by saying your name aloud, putting your phone number on your shirt, or talking about yourself in the third person.

This guy in the mall was Mike Jonesing; his phone number was printed on his t-shirt.

Guess who I saw at Wendy's?
Who?
Mike Jones!

Weezy Baby! Birdman J R!

by Newport Nuisance March 5, 2009

jonesing

Exhibiting a strong craving or desire for something eaten, imbibed, or taken as a drug. Comes from opiate culture.

Man, I'm *really* jonesing for a cup of coffee right about now.

by Dennis October 10, 2003

alex jonesin

When you are eagerly awaiting the collapse of society

Dude now that i have all these weapons I am totaly alex jonesin for New world order take over

by penisflytrap September 12, 2016

Jontilloquy Jemericks

Jontilloquy Jemericks was famous uptown in the late 80's for his skillfull basketball playing, mostly on 136th and Convent as his headquarters. He has since retired from the game. He had NBA level skills but let his youth pass him by.

Yo, this dude was like Jontilloquy Jemericks when you give him the ball, he got mad skills.

by Restasis July 12, 2009

jonesing

After Jones Alley, NYC 1960's. Craving for addiction.

Jonesing for a hit

by SLBear May 16, 2010

jonesif

A person that sits in his room crying because he cant do anything right and has no friends

I feel bad for him he's a jonesif

by k-rizzle-fizzle December 19, 2016

indiana jonesing

1. To have a strong desire to go Indiana.
2. To have a strong desire to use a whip, find artifacts, and sleep with countless babes.

Dave - Did you see that hot Nazi chick?
Ray - Yeah man, I'm Indiana Jonesing to bust out my whip and show her a thing or two.

by Matt Kap July 8, 2007