jellotarian

eater of jello; one who only consumes jello and no other substances

a jellotarian diet

the jellotarian was disgusted by the vegetarian

by izumi April 5, 2005

La Jolla high school

At La Jolla high school you either are tiktok famous, have a nicotine addiction, or definitely don’t have a social life. The teachers at this school are either absolute shit or definitely predators, or both. Most of the kids here are some of the richest people you’ve met with probably the worst taste in clothing you’ve ever seen. Like how do you have a $400 a week allowance and exclusively wear lulu Lemon and aviator nation. The smell of weed reeks through the entire school and somehow no one is caught by the school security. This is probably because the security is too busy breaking up fights and speeding in their dumb ass golf carts. If you manage to meet one cool person they have definitely already been expelled.

“Oh you go to La Jolla high school. You should probably kill your self or something”

by Liberal May 5, 2022

jello shot

A small serving of gelatin, usually in a nut cup, made with vodka instead of water.

The the party we did Jello Shots to get our buzz on.

by DJP August 23, 2003

jollof

best type of rice in the world. staple in any and every african's diet.

mommy made some jollof rice and puff puff yesterday

by igbo kwenu June 20, 2006

jello biafra

lead singer of the dead kennedys from their formation in 1978 to their break up in 1986. he wrote a great deal of the lyrics, and is quite possibly the most influential front man in punk history. jello was politically active in the san francisco area for several years, and almost won the election for mayor. currently, jello sits as the president of his record label 'alternative tentacles' and travels around the country on spoken word tours that attack ultra-conservative politicians, free speech bashers, and terminal preppies. this guy is the shit!

jello biafra got his name by combining the completely malnutritious sugary food (jello) with one of the world's most impoverished and hungry nations (biafra).

by the storm drains April 12, 2009

jollaray

A play on words for roll a jay (a/k/a joint). Specifically used when you don't want uncool people to know your plans.

Mohgs - Hey let's jollaray.
Teabag - Hey Danno, jollaray.
Danno - I got some pre-rolls

by Mohgzilla February 5, 2023

Strawberry Jello

Red head with junk in the trunk

Damn that bitch got some strawberry jello.

by Katie Sheezzzie August 6, 2007