He's literally the best human being you can ever meet. No one can ever be as amazing as a Johan. This guy will definitely make your life amazing. Please meet a Johan Asap and keep him as a friend cause that guy is a beast🤘
by Chaitanya1234 April 29, 2019
Get the Johanmug. Person 1: Omg Bjørn is such a Johan right now.
Person 2: Yes i know, he's been acting like a johnne all day!
Person 2: Yes i know, he's been acting like a johnne all day!
by JohanJohansen November 1, 2022
Get the Johanmug. It's a name, you fucking dimwit. What, did you think I was gonna blow smoke up your ass and give you a happy ending too? Go fuck yourself.
guy 1:You hear about what happen to Johan?
guy 2: Yeah, he turbo-splooged and killed 18 people. Shit's fucked.
guy 2: Yeah, he turbo-splooged and killed 18 people. Shit's fucked.
by sploogecumgod August 3, 2023
Get the Johanmug. David: Did you see that Johan the other day?
Leith: That guy that was doing crack down the street?
David: Yeah, i wonder if that Pundare will ever make it
Leith: May god help all the Johans
Leith: That guy that was doing crack down the street?
David: Yeah, i wonder if that Pundare will ever make it
Leith: May god help all the Johans
by chingchongchinamana May 17, 2022
Get the Johanmug. by Breezy1234512 February 22, 2017
Get the Johanmug. Usually a white guy but can sometimes be a really gay asian who wants to destroy other's assholes reguardless of their gender.
by toe zuker March 4, 2019
Get the Johanmug. That’s Johan stay away from him he is like an bubbelgum and Will not leave you alone he is from Malmö and gay
by Nonono gay May 8, 2020
Get the Johanmug.