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JOBAMUTUKI

(adj.)
A word used only for when you simply have nothing else to say.
this1guy: I kissed your girlfriend last night.
thisotherguy: ...JOBAMUTUKI
by A&H February 7, 2009
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Jobmare

Those nightmares people tend to have related to their occupations. Often it tends to be a reoccurring nightmare and a supervisor is a prominant figure in the dream usually.
Wally recently started a new job as a master control operator at the local television station. He is the person responsible for making sure the television shows air perfectly. He is completely stressed out due to the fact that the job is hyper-technical and his work is being watched by thousands of viewers at any given time.
Now he's having jobmares. In these dreams he is constantly off-air and his boss either stands quietly behind him or screams in his face... and his entire shift becomes one major shitstorm and Wally's name becomes the source of constant putdowns around work. Then he wakes up.
He airs Headline News every shift at his job. The jobmares are ruining his sleep almost nightly. Last night he fell asleep at home with the tv on, then headline news came on and Wally snapped awake... thinking he missed his commercial break and ended up shitting the bed.
by PDXJohnny99 April 16, 2013
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Jobi

Polite way to say retarded... a little special.
Wow that’s pretty jobi...
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Jobin

You are Beautiful, Awesome, Kind, Best, Trustful, and mostly Brilliant.
Jobin, Awesome, Kind, Best, Cool, Brilliant.
by J*Star September 17, 2013
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boppus de jobius

The latin route for getting a bopjob. Used to describe a nice chick sucking or slobbing on your meat.
"I was getting a sweet boppus de jobius in the trabant center the other day."
"The Greek philospher Plato explained the pleasures of boppus de jobius to his scholars."
"I got a boppus de jobius at gore hall during a lecture class."
by nickandtj October 4, 2006
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jobie hendrix

Why don't we invite jobie hendrix to the opera tonite?

Naw--he busy crankin in his room.
by dahGOAT January 7, 2018
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rim jobing a tooth brush

when your best friend sticks your tooth brush up their butt and then dosnt tell you .
(gigggle giggle) Nikki: "whats so funny "
Ashlyn:"nothing"
Hahnnah: "she rim jobed your tooth brush lol)
(histaricall laughing)
yup "rim jobing a tooth brush"= best prank ever
by assberry January 1, 2012
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