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Jobby Nooner

Mardi Gras of the Midwest; Drunken orgy that takes place over Memorial and Labor Day Weekends on Gull Island, Michigan
Work? Fuck no; it's Jobby Nooner time!!!
by MOCO & P-Phat May 29, 2008
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Jobby

A game played in Scottish schools in which the players (2+ needed) shout JOBBY in rounds, taking it in turns to get progressivly louder, the winner being the student whom shouts loudest without being caught. also works with Shite, Wank, Baldy ( if teacher is bald ), fatty ( if teacher is fat) etc
Player 1: "jooooobby"
Player 2: "jobby"
Player 1: "JOOOOBBBBBBBAYYYYYYYYYYYY"
Teacher: Player 1 GET OUT NOW!
by Playbhoy November 5, 2006
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jobby jabber

The word "Jobby" coming from the Scottish for shit/poo, a "Jobby Jabber" concerns the act of sneaking up behind a friend/foe while pressing both hands together into a "praying" position, then forcibly ramming pointed fingers up the (fully clothed) arse of said friend/foe, shouting "JOBBY JABBER!". Remember to run away to avoid violent repurcussions; laughing is optional.
"AAAAAAGH! NOBODY JOBBY JABS ME AND GETS AWAY WITH IT!"
by Unwept, the Lone Magpie September 19, 2005
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jobby jabber

jobby is a word from scottish slang which is another word for shit or crap or w/e therefor a jobby- jabber is a gay guy who likes to jab jobby aka (shit) with his penis aka (dick,cock,willy)
Sarah: "I really like James do you think I should ask him for his number?"
Jane: "Nah I wouldn't he looks like a jobby jabber "
by BlahBlahMouth January 20, 2009
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Jobby

Noun: A brown, smelly substance excreted from the anus. Also known as turd, crap, shit, poop, toly, etc...

A crappy person.

Verb: to do a jobby.
See you ya jobby! Whit you daein jobbyin in ma fuckin hoose! Ah'm gonnae jobby on you!
by Clarence the gay jobby October 31, 2003
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I'm off to the loo for a wee jobby

To go to the toilet for a piss or a small sheit.
Oy lad, I'm off to the loo for a wee jobby!
by ForgeDMD May 6, 2005
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jobby jouster

one who jousts jobbies, a poop stabber, homosexual. Jobby is a UK slang for shit, jouster..a poker or prodder
by wordworm2013 October 4, 2013
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