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joaqui

Person that has a biggest pp in the Philippines and is a big pog gamer. Never sussy
I saw it last night, he's a joaqui
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Joaqui

Joaqui, also known as Joaq, a guy who loves to play games. Joaqui will never gonna give up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you...
Felix: joaqui tara laro d2
by joaq supporter June 9, 2021
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Joaquin

The sexiest prettiest and funiest human in history probably the most handsome too
I’ll suck joaquin dick
by Lol3108 November 22, 2021
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Joaquim

A tall young man, very talented and charismatic. A Joaquim is often very insecure about who he is and his talents, but i can assure you, he is astonishingly great at everything he tries. He's very passionate about what he loves and will defend his friends at all costs. He's an amazing friend, and he needs to realize that.
- Hey man, you're so cool! Are you a Joaquim?
by Naiapapaya November 23, 2021
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Joaquin Phoenix Joke Disease

(Note that this just a joke and is not real so please don't take it seriously)

Joaquin Phoenix Joke Disease is a hugely rare disease that makes a person laugh uncontrollably until they physically cannot breath. This usually accures when something funny is said to the person or if the person thinks of something they think is funny. The meaning behind the disease's name is from Joaquin Phoenix, who is famous for playing Joker in the DC film of the same name. In the film, he suffers from a illness very similar to this where he will laugh miniacly without his free will. Side effects of Joaquin Phoenix Joke Disease include, laughing uncontrollably, sore throat and lungs, unable to control breathing processes and even death.
Person 1: *says something funny*
Person 2: *starts laughing uncontrollably for several minutes*
Person 1: wow dude are you okay??
Person 2: yeah I'm fine I just have Joaquin Phoenix Joke Disease, it happens all the time.
Person 1: Oh okay see you later bro.
Person 2: *continues to laugh and choke cutely in Japanese*
by mysticfr0g December 26, 2021
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joaquin not walking

name is not walking
Joaquin not walking show how to spell my name because people think my parents are stupid cuz people think my name is spelled walking
by pablo pushing P January 28, 2022
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Joaquin

A burly, manly man with a boyish face to match his boyish charm. Don't be fooled by his youthful demeanor, this man is all business in the ways of life and of love. Stubborn at times, he prefers to do his own thing which can make life difficult for his significant other, but if your willing to give a little to get a little, he can show you how fun life can be on his side of the pasture. He is a no drama llama so save it for your mama. On the streets, he's a cool-headed gentleman well-versed in the ways of chilvary; in the sheets, he is second to none. Joaquin' s are one of kind people so I doubt you'll find one!
Guy: Man I wish I was more confident in my abilities and had the finesse and charm to win over that gorgeous creature over there.

Other guy: Its okay bro, we can't all be a Joaquin.
by Alovebug October 3, 2017
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