Literally the finest most beautiful badass milf who sued in labour. Used to be part of the MCU and played black widow (the most beautiful character in the mcu).
"You know Scarlett Johansson?"
"Yh what about her?"
"I would let her run me over and I would apologise"
"Same tbh"
"Yh what about her?"
"I would let her run me over and I would apologise"
"Same tbh"
by Justmeig August 19, 2021
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The fear of a ginger Swede who casts girls under a mysterious spell. While under this spell, girls are noted to ignore the ginger red locks and fall head over heels for him. Once under this spell, girls will fall into his trap of trying to pursue him further only to be lectured outside rooftop nightclubs and subsequently rejected. Girls under this spell are also likely to scream angrily at other girls under this spell from rooftops of dorms. Innocent bystanders are also at risk. In conclusion, one should avoid ginger Johans at all costs, and if one just so happens to fall into a Johan spell, it is advised that they avoid rooftops at high altitudes.
Girl 1: "Me and ginger Johan walk around and talk about life. He's actually pretty cool"
Girl 2: "Johan did the same thing to me, except this was the first week of classes. Asshole."
Girl 1: "Ugghh this is exactly why I hate him. I definitely have johanphobia."
Girl 2: "Johan did the same thing to me, except this was the first week of classes. Asshole."
Girl 1: "Ugghh this is exactly why I hate him. I definitely have johanphobia."
by 1234supp June 12, 2013
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by Mila.mano November 23, 2021
Get the Jahangir mug.Karl jóhan thomsen is a teacher with a blue nose and when its very cold it is purple. He is also a mushroom. he like dicks and touch kids like vikk.
by kaylacranny May 22, 2019
Get the Karl jóhan thomsen mug.Jahanvi is a sweet, craaazyy(in a good way), amazing person. She's always there for her friends, and shes very social. She sings amazing(NO JOKE.), her eyebrows and eyelashes r always on fleek, and she gets the nickname "rapunzel" because of her long hair❤You can always count on jahanvi if u need her!
by Amanda belle March 4, 2017
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My name is Jahanna.
by jajaflow April 16, 2011
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