Johan

It's a name, you fucking dimwit. What, did you think I was gonna blow smoke up your ass and give you a happy ending too? Go fuck yourself.

guy 1:You hear about what happen to Johan?
guy 2: Yeah, he turbo-splooged and killed 18 people. Shit's fucked.

by sploogecumgod August 3, 2023

Johan

A fat fuck who is in love with a girl name Leslie

I love Leslie she so hot but I'm too fat and ugly

Damn man your a johan

by Breezy1234512 February 22, 2017

Johan

Usually a white guy but can sometimes be a really gay asian who wants to destroy other's assholes reguardless of their gender.

What the fuck? Chill Johan, your sus.

by toe zuker March 4, 2019

Johan

An guy who smells like shit and is know for Making weird sounds and does very bad jokes

That’s Johan stay away from him he is like an bubbelgum and Will not leave you alone he is from Malmö and gay

by Nonono gay May 8, 2020

Johan

A gay guy who lives in a one by one, and has friends with emos and sucks dick. Not only will he suck dick he will suck that dick right off and post it on his snapchat story.

Johan is gay

by Robert Moofer March 4, 2019

Johan

johan has small dick and is not thicc its a synonym for fuck you your ugly

look at johan hahahahahaha

by my name is 0k March 4, 2019

Johan

To pull a Johan is to do something to avoid getting getting yelled by the wife or intailing a plan that does not make sense.

Bro he pulled a johan last night and someelse took the blame

by Forklift Sevilla March 4, 2019