jamoose

Jamoose is respectful human being. They have the nice potato eyes. If you meet a Jamoose, catch 'em because they are very interesting humans.

Wow, he's so cool and edgy. Look at his eyes.
He is definitely a Jamoose.

by Pepy17 August 23, 2016

joose

tastes better than four loko to people at times, but because four loko is more flavourable and tastes better depending on what taste you're in the mood for at the time, and gets you drunker you'll usually drink it instead.

but you'll drink joose before you drink four loko if you're new to malt liquor, because four loko has more alcohol content but joose is pretty high as well. you will most likely take your clothes off atleast once when drinking this stuff. you may do so if you drink four lokos as well.

beware, be careful, shit gets you drunk. it's cheap. sweet.

"i went skinny dipping in the pool again..."
"what the hell were you drinking?!"
"well the first time it was joose, but this time i drank a four loko..."
"ahahahaha"

by p333h0lez October 16, 2009

Jomosexual

For most people, a Jomosexual is
Understood to be a
Crazy
Kinda guy.
Unlike the common definition of a
Jomosexual,
A
Mere "gay guy named Joe"
Is not completely correct. To be
Entirely correct, it's just an insult made up to attack anyone named Joe.

Joe is beating me in an argument, so I'll just call him a Jomosexual, ensuring my "win".

by Loco Joe January 16, 2007

jooseppi

Lead singer of a death metal band. Can also be referred to one who enjoys the word "weaksauce".

<jooseppi> that picture of britney spears is weaksauce.

by samsonite December 24, 2003

Joose Burps

The terrible burps that last all day after consuming one or more Joose beverages the night before. Purple is generally the worst kind as it tastes like nasty rotten grapes mixed with your general tsos chicken. Alot of the time you will throw up all over the place especially if you've had more than one joose, and the taste of old joose coming back up serves as a reminder of the mistake you made the night before by buying a joose. However due to its ease of acquisition and cheap price you will always come back to joose and get sick and hungover the next day with purple joose burps and heartburn. Also your heart might blow up.

Ah man sounds like a case of the Joose burps!

by Mr Joose Man Mike November 17, 2010

moose joose

a powerful laxative for androids

i slipped a bit of moose joose to my toaster

by Devin taylor May 28, 2004

jomosexual

a guy named joe who likes guys to stick it in his asshole and pays them to do it, but secretly hates the guys that do it.

there is a jomosexual at gary's.

by joe's pimp July 26, 2006