Jizzum Gizzum

A sudden neck spasm occurred due to fear

"Yo dude I just got the worst Jizzum Gizzum!"
"I don't want to get a Jizzum Gizzum at the haunted house!"

by GabyGaga June 6, 2014

bustah jizzumo

n./v.

Accidental act of giving a girl you really like a facial.

She killed my dog because of my bustah jizzumo. I miss her.

by med October 19, 2004

Jizzums

Used to indicate that you have tricked or caught another.
Another way to say Gottems, Gotcha, Tricked You, or Psyche.

Originally spelled Gizzums but changed to Jizzums on Jan 26, 2005

(Created by Bijoy Thomas in 2004)

Hey I just got a lambo for my birthday.
Jizzums!

Guess what! Im going out with Bobby, Jizzums!

by BJoy January 26, 2005

Jizzumsplash

Originally acronym for "Just Spit My Chai Tea Latte Over My Planner Laughing So Hard", Jizzumsplash is commonly used during text messaging to describe an event that was so funny, it caused the reader to spit their Chai Tea Latte out all over their academic planner they were laughing so hard.

Began at American University in October 2010 as "JSMCTLOMPLSH", it quickly evolved into a word that was easier to type and much easier to say. It is now used commonly throughout the campus as a quick way to tell someone, "You are fucking hilarious."
Can also be used as a noun to desribe an extremely funny event.

That girl just tripped over her chair, it was such a jizzumsplash!

by AmericanGirl23 October 21, 2010

Jizzuming

(verb) Basically, another word for jizzing. Implies a larger load of semen being released.

I was jizzuming into every crevice.

by TheThrustinScottsman April 29, 2016

Jizzum prizm

A vagina, a pussy, a snatch.. Slang

"Dude, I need to get into a jizzum prizm tonight"
"Jimmy blew his load in her jizzum prizm"

by Todderthedude December 9, 2018

jizzum

A Jizzum is a jar filled with jizz and used for cooling pc and drinking

Would you like some jizzums?

by dav davs June 30, 2022