Sausage Jizzle

Take on Australian slang the "Sausage Sizzle", where friends gather for a casual meal of sausages and hamburgers...the Sausage Jizzle is used similarly to a "Sausage Fest" in which an abundance of males gather in one place, with no female attendance. The term sausage comes from the male genetalia, while the word jizzle is no only a take on the word sizzle, but comes from the slang term used to describe semen.

Dude, this place is a Sausage Jizzle

by The_Angus_Experience December 15, 2008

jizzlet

(actual definition) a drop of jizz dangling from any object just about to drip but just wont fall..

she has a jizzlet hanging off her chin

by abearproductions September 18, 2010

twizzler jizzler

when you shove a cherry twizzler up your ass and tell the girl to eat it out of it while you beat off into a cup and pour it onto her face

I twizzler jizzlered zach's girlfriend last night.

by carltonjohn69 May 31, 2010

Jizzle Shits

When semen combines with feces that causes massive diarhea.

You know, like when your boyfriend blows a load in you and you wake up the next morning with the worst case of the Jizzle Shits.. Jizz + Turds= Jizzle Shits

by hlhlhl October 27, 2008

va jizzle

female jizz

i seen this hot guy and i got va jizzle all over in my pants!

by jerk away June 5, 2010

Jizzed

When a guy creates a sticky goo in his balls and releases it when he becomes sexually arrosed.

Chad Jizzed all over Keirsten's breast's and tummy after he fucked her soft little pussy!

by SlopNChop October 12, 2016

Jizzed in my pants

To screw up something that was a sure thing.

Hey how'd your calc test go?

Not good. I knew the stuff, I just jizzed in my pants.

by Spocker December 2, 2010