jizziness.bizziness.spams

possibly the worst and funniest spam page on instagram

have you seen the latest jizziness.bizziness.spams post? got dam! it sucks ass!

by kyloscrying June 22, 2021

jizzminge

The term used for someone called Jasmine. A Jizzminge is something of a hoe but a tranquilised mattress in bed.

'she's a bit of a jizzminge'
'Jizzminge, come here'

by ricechristies June 27, 2022

P-jizzlin'

The act of laziness so extreme that you don't bother to get out of your pajamas.

I called in sick to work today and now I'm straight P-jizzlin'. pajamaslazy

by team analplug May 28, 2016

jizkin

a knapkin and or kleenex that has been ejaculated in after masturbation

fuck get your jizkins off the table

by masternate123 September 1, 2009

Jizzling

The word that describes when it's not raining hard, but the raindrops are so big that it's very annoying.

I usually don't mind the rain, but it's jizzling out.

by Joecracko December 3, 2009

jizzmin

a girl who loves jizz in her face

did you see jizzmin walking down the street shes such a slu

by baklau June 15, 2010

Jizzknob

Penis

I caught him crankin his jizzknob

by brianandsarah April 7, 2009