Jizzaster

The voluntary or involuntary dissemination of seminal fluid upon an unwitting or non consenting individuals person or property.

Dale-Becky told me about your little jizzaster on ma sofa cushion"

Derek- "When in doubt pull out, mon frere!"

by McLovin's Uncle November 5, 2018

jizzam

Jizzam is the term for a particulary attractive female, this attraction must be younger and dressed "slutty".

(Girl walks by)
Guy: JIZZAM!

by Cody January 18, 2005

jizzasaurus

Like a raptor but deadlier, it jizzes on your face and the jizz slowly kills you then the Jizzasaurus lick the jizz off and eats you up turns you into jizz and jizzes on the next victum.

The Jizzasaurus jizzes on its victems.

by Jizzasaurus March 13, 2017

Jizzamagoo

A word made by me that you use as in insult or just for the hell of it.

Haha its mister jizzamagoo

Hey whats up? Jizzamagoo!!!

by Matt M November 22, 2003

Jizzgasm

1.the self-explanatory word for the male orgasm
2. projectile ejaculate; explosive expulsion of semen
3. a big mess

" Clean up! Your room looks like a big jizzgasm! "

by Oprah's Vagina May 23, 2006

jizzamapoo

When doing a girl in the ass, you jizz, and she later has to take a mad crap and your jizz comes out with it.

Guy: Hey baby that was some mad ass sex we just had.
Girl: Yeah it was, but now im going to have jizzamapoo

by lonestar May 27, 2004

JIZZASTER

A tragic sexual act that ends up in bitter disappointment.

"...turns out we were both bottoms. It was SUCH a jizzaster!"

"...turns out we were both bottoms. It was SUCH a jizzaster!"

by Fenoogle September 30, 2014