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Jizzack

(n) Liquid emitted from the male sexual organ, said in a l337 manner.
D00d, he got jizzack all over the bizatch's fizace!
by Oya June 6, 2003
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jizaster

when a man's jiz goes everywhere (or anywhere its not supposed to) making that area a disaster zone. jiz+disaster=jizaster
last night he came all over the headboard AND my freshly washed hair, it was a total jizaster!
by pin-up dollie June 29, 2009
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Jillaine

A unique name, combination of Jill and Elaine, My mother's favorite Aunt... A Virgo by birth, and on the cusp of Libra, exhibits strong qualities of both, but suffers from time to time the negative of each. Not a common name, and hard to find, only a handful exist; If you find one, hold on tight, she's a hard friend to gain, her truth is awesome, her wisdom divine, and loyalty absolute. Don't make us angry, we will never forget, even if we forgive. A work ethic like no other, family is the most important, we strive for greatness but need no gratitude. We do what we do.. whether you agree or not. For the love of all that's Holy, don't call us Jillian.. that's far more common than our name... and it drives us insane...
Jillaine spent many hours working on her project, it turned out great. She is a fierce friend, and loyal company, sometimes Jillaine's advice is hard to swallow, but she only means well, she sees more than you can imagine.
by LadyJade7332 February 1, 2017
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Jizan

jizan? she’s extremely pretty, but you shouldn’t mess with her.

somehow spends hours listening to Black Swan but can’t reply to a message, thats how jizan works.

great in subjects, everyone pretty chill with her. decent crushes, jizan is an average girl. but don’t mess with her during breaking point, or it be YOUR breaking point.

anyway, stan the jizans.
“jizan, he-”

bitch wtf!!! why you dm me????? I WAS IN BREAKING POINT!!!!!”

“im sorr-”

“STOP DMING ME!!!!! I KEEP LEAVING DAMMIT!!”

“ok jeez-”

blocked
by slutforjizan February 7, 2020
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jizzacane

A combination of the words jizz and hurricane. A jizzacane is used to describe powerful and violent spraying of jizz (at high speeds up to 74 miles per hour).
"Yo my dog brought a category 5 jizzacane to my room last night. This morning was a mess"

"I was caught up in a crazy jizzacane last night, I could barely see!"
by jSEO August 27, 2020
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orgasmically-jizzable

Being so unbeliveabley funny that it gives girls a full body orgasm and they jizz themselves
He is so orgasmically-jizzable it's mind blowing
by Kalonisabumder August 1, 2010
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jillarah juice

A drink made at a steaming party one night.. Alot of vodka, some blackcurrent and orange juice and lemonade all mixed up into a glass! AMAZING.
'Hey thats a nice looking drink! Whats it called...?'
'Hmm yea... its Jillarah Juice!'
'Why Jillarah Juice?'
'Because it was Jillian and Sarah who made it up!'
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