Jiu-Jitsu 

Literally translate to "Gentle Arts" in Japanese. In theory created more than 2000 years before Christ in India, by a monk who did not have a weapon to defeat themselves from barbarian attacks. The influences spread to China and eventually had taken root to Japan. The arts were elaborated and used in the Samurai Era to be the first martial arts ever known in Japan. This traditional arts involved in striking, throwing, or grappling. Hence the disciple of karate, judo, and aikido.

Arguably the most influential person in history of jiu-jitsu is Mitsuyo "Esai" Maeda

Jiu-Jitsu by Red HuRaiZon October 11, 2003

goo-jitsu 

The ability to search google with exceptional skill, mastery and speed.

Andy's goo-jitsu is stronger than your karate, grasshopper.

goo-jitsu by Scioppius October 28, 2009

jew jitsu 

A jewish martial art.

A thug tried to steal the jewish mans jew gold but ended getting knocked the fuck out by the heebs jew jitsu moves.

jew jitsu by jew jitsu master March 30, 2010

Kung Jitsu 

(1) Any mixed martial art.

(2) Any martial art whose name you can't remember.

PETER: Poindexter beat up Leroy?

BOBBY: Yeah, he used some kind of Kung Jitsu stuff on him!

Kung Jitsu by Bruce Lee Majors July 23, 2006

jitsen 

She's my baby girl. She is very nice and quite witty but she could be dumb at times. She is overall a good person although she has mood swings worse than your local rollercoaster. But she's mine so yeah.

"Oh hi, dyk jitsen?"
"Yeah she's mine. Why do you care?"

jitsen by 96.bbg November 23, 2021

Jits 

Short for Brazilian Jiujitsu. Not to be confused with Japanese Jiujitsu.

"Hey bro, you going to jits tonight?"

-"only if it's nogi, brah."

Jits by PaulKatt September 6, 2022

[poo-jitsu] 

The hand-locks employed on the wayward or kicking legs of a toddler when changing a nappy/diaper.

"Look out!! He's kicking!! He could kick that poo!! Quick! Subdue him with poo-jitsu!!"

[poo-jitsu] by burning log July 27, 2009